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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1480 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 8776 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!