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SolariCraft

anger, benefit, breeding, Cross-Play, detail, duties, Economy, Fault, follow-up, hair, Hearts, Hope, Lust, Pain, patient care, Pleasure, Practice, PvP, Reprimand, soften, SolariCraft, Survival Games, toil, work

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

It is important to take care of the patient, to be followed by the patient, but it will happen at such a time that there is a lot of work and pain. For to come to the smallest detail, no one should practice any kind of work unless he derives some benefit from it. Do not be angry with the pain in the reprimand in the pleasure he wants to be a hair from the pain in the hope that there is no breeding. Unless they are blinded by lust, they do not come out; they are in fault who abandon their duties and soften their hearts, that is toil.

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SvSurvival chill FFA server

Chill, Community, Discord, DOMINATE, Ffa, Friends, gain players, Hosting, invite, Ip:, Minecraft, play regular, Players, Regular Survival, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small Community, SvSurvival, Teams, Tectonic, world generation

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Server Overview

Description	Information
Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival
World Generation	Tectonic as world gen
Community Size	Small
Teams	Multiple teams
IP Address	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord server

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes this server different from others?

A: Our server uses Tectonic as world generation, creating a unique survival experience while maintaining the vanilla gameplay.

Q: How can I join a team on the server?

A: You can reach out to existing teams on our Discord server and inquire about joining them. Alternatively, you can form your own team with friends.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is allowed on the server. However, we encourage players to engage in respectful and fair combat.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.

Q: Are there any rules that I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined on our Discord server that all players are expected to follow. These rules are in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone.

Melodic Pixel Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Average, baby, desperate incels, dick pics, dominant gay tops, Fool, fool me again, happy christmas, Honey, Land, last christmas, Massive, melodic, nudes, Pictures, PIXEL, Plain, resent, Small, song, Tears, Ugly

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Zombie Dances:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Divine Spears Created:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of nudes and ugly faces! We promise a unique experience filled with small surprises and desperate incels. Unleash your inner fool and let dominant gay tops rule the land. It’s a Christmas miracle you won’t want to miss!

Cancelled Hampage and Dropped Slopwave – Minecraft SMP

aew, backstage reason, CANCELLED, DROPPED, freefalling, Hampage, long tail tags, make this shit up, Minecraft, minute, Ratings, SHOCKWAVE, Show, Slopwave, smp, TV deal, wrestling, wrestlinginc

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to escape the drama of canceled shows like Hampage and Slopwave, and dive headfirst into a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant chickens to ridiculous pranks involving exploding sheep, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Forget about boring old TV deals and ratings, on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time and causing mayhem wherever you go. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

LateNightMiners Minecraft Server

business startup, child rearing, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, Fairness, family dynamics, future planning, high cost of living, LateNightMiners, long-term perspective, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, REST, Retirement, self-care, Server, Support, Time management, traditional roles, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1029
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of unreasonable expectations like coming home early to help with the kids? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our virtual world allows you to focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any nagging from spouses.

Create your own business empire in Minecraft and watch it grow without any complaints from your partner about “time for yourself”. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate entrepreneur in our server?

Forget about traditional roles and responsibilities, in our Minecraft world, you can be whoever you want to be! No more arguments about who does more work at home, just pure gaming bliss.

So, are you the AITA in real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind!

LottoGift5k Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas gift, Etiquette, financial windfall, Generosity, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift recipient, Gratitude, holiday, holiday season, jackpot, lottery ticket, lottery winner, LottoGift5k, LUCK, Minecraft, MONEY, receiving money, smp, social norms, unexpected gift, Winnings

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

OMG guys, so like, imagine this crazy scenario. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP and out of nowhere, you find a lottery ticket as a Christmas gift and BAM you win $5,000! Now, what do you do with all that sweet, sweet cash? Well, first of all, you gotta join our server because we have the most lit community ever. We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, a pet creeper zoo, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, if you win the lottery on our server, you get a special rank that lets you ride a flying pig around the map. So come join us and let’s get rich and party like there’s no tomorrow! #minecraftgoals #lotteryluck #piggypower 🐷💰🎉

WrongCraft: Confidently Weird

abnormal behavior, bizarre behavior, bizarre moments, Confidently, eccentric actions, funny mistakes, odd occurrences, offbeat moments, outlandish actions, peculiar actions, peculiar behavior, peculiar occurrences, quirky habits, strange actions, strange habits, uncommon occurrences, unconventional behavior, unique actions, unusual habits, unusual incidents, weird, weird behavior, WrongCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of seeing people confidently fail at the simplest tasks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hub for all things hilariously wrong! Join us and witness players confidently build houses upside down, mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe, and tame creepers thinking they’re pets.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players compete in a parkour challenge blindfolded while riding pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even see someone confidently try to ride a chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… pure entertainment!

PolandCraft: Mandatory Weapon Training!

Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, education, escalation, Europe, geopolitical tensions, government policy, international relations, Mandatory, Military, national security, nato, Poland, PolandCraft, preparedness, Russian Invasion, Safety, schoolkids, self defense, Training, weapon, weapons training

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we take weapon training to a whole new level! Just like Poland making it mandatory for schoolkids cuz of the threat of a Russian invasion, we make sure you’re always ready for battle in the blocky world. Join us and become a master of swords, bows, and TNT! Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the server from a zombie apocalypse or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get armed and dangerous!

Gifted Undies: Weird or Fine?

awkward, christmas, Cultural, Etiquette, family, Fine, funny, generation gap, gift, GIFTED, Gifting, holiday, humor, parents, PRESENT, relationship, social norms, taboo, tradition, underwear, undies, weird

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? it’s like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join because the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they’re gonna take you on a trip to outer space if you play long enough.

also, there’s this secret underground city on the server where all the villagers are actually super intelligent and they teach you how to speak in code. it’s like, top secret spy stuff, bro.

oh, and did i mention that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s totally legit, i swear.

so, like, if you wanna have the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Galactic Quest Girl 1.20

anniversary, Automotive Industry, Birthday, Business, collaboration, COMEBACK, Competition, Fairlady Z, Future, Galactic, girl, GT-giRl, Honda, Japan, Japan time, long tail tag, Marketing, Merger, nissan, Partnership, Potential, Quest, speculation

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Potions Brewed:	132
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Nissan turning 91 in Japan time and partnering with Honda, like what even is reality anymore? I wouldn’t be surprised if GT-giRl comes back just to sell more Fairlady Zs, like bruh, that’s some next level shizo crazy stuff right there. Join this server and question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, man. It’s a wild ride, just like Nissan and Honda teaming up, like what even is life, bro? Just join and let your mind be blown, like seriously, it’s gonna be lit AF.

””/Heem/”’ – The Minecraft SMP Legend

Carols, celebration, christmas tree, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, happy holidays, heem, holiday, jolly, joy, legend, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, Nativity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Season, smp, Snow, Winter

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9419	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a jolly good time filled with explosive pranks, wild treasure hunts, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play hide and seek.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who has a taste for adventure and a knack for leading epic quests. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party at the Nether portal complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.

So come on, grab your pixelated pickaxe and join us for a Christmas like no other on /heem/!

CraftyFianceGiftless Minecraft Server

30s, aita, anxiety, art skills, bare necessities, christmas gift, cooking gift, couch hopping, CraftyFianceGiftless, Environment, Essentials, financial struggles, January finances, maintaining apartment, Minecraft, pastel goth, poor history, Server, Significant Other, small gift, tight finances, unemployed, Weed, Witchy

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Void Gems Collected:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	2892	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6880

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky goodness! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a touch of magic.

Are you tired of worrying about finances and struggling to make ends meet? Well, on our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about the cost! Let your imagination run wild as you create the perfect oasis for you and your pastel goth witchy significant other.

And don’t worry about buying gifts – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and crafting the perfect present for your loved one. Who needs expensive gifts when you can give them a handmade masterpiece crafted with love and care?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? Join us today and let the fun begin!

HeritageCraft

anger, aunt, brother, Conflict, deathbed, decision, disagreement, Estate, family, Father, heritage, HeritageCraft, House, Inheritance, ownership, Property, Respect, RIGHTS, sibling, Will

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like inheriting houses from your family members, our server will have you making tough decisions and facing off against your own brother (hopefully not in real life though). Build your own virtual empire and show off your inheritance skills to the rest of the players. Who knew family drama could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft? Join now and see if you have what it takes to rule over your digital kingdom!

MomCraftedMadness

anger management, awkward situation, boundaries crossed, confronting betrayal, confronting friend, confronting infidelity, dealing with betrayal, difficult conversation, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family drama, Family secrets, friend betrayal, friendship tested, Infidelity, loyalty tested, MomCraftedMadness, moral dilemma, mother affair, personal boundaries, trust broken

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Plus, if you catch your friend trying to date your mom in-game, you can just block them and build a giant wall around their base to keep them out. It’s a win-win situation! Join now for a chance to escape the real world craziness and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

DefendCraft: Merge & Disband!

#authorities, Agreement, armed groups, Ceasefire, civil war, Conflict Resolution, Defence Ministry, DefendCraft, defense forces, disband, Government, MERGE, MIDDLE EAST, Military, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political stability, rebel factions, SECURITY, Syria, Syrian

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

so, like, this server is so lit, like, you won’t even believe it, dude. we got, like, armed groups disbanding and merging under the defence ministry, like, what even is that? but, like, it’s happening on our server, so you gotta join, man.

like, imagine the chaos and the craziness, all happening in the world of minecraft. you’ll be dodging bullets and explosions left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

plus, like, the defence ministry is totally cool with it, so you know you’re in good hands. join now and experience the wildest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	100/600	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1