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BioMod Minecraft SMP

adaptation, anatomy, biology, BioMod, CHANGE, Development, Enhancement, Evolution, Function, futuristic, genetics, human body, Improvement, innovation, Minecraft, Modification, Physical, redesign, Science, smp, structure, Technology, transformation

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Crops Grown:	4152	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic adventures ever! Like one time, we found a secret underground village filled with talking cows who were actually aliens in disguise! And another time, we stumbled upon a portal to a dimension made entirely of candy! Plus, our server has a special plugin that gives everyone superpowers like flying and shooting laser beams from their eyes. So come join us and let’s make some wacky memories together! And to answer the question, I would totally give humans the ability to shoot glitter out of their fingertips because who wouldn’t want to sparkle like a magical unicorn? Join us now and let’s make the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever!

CraftyCraze: Digging Deeper!

Addictive, BIZARRE, Captivating, CraftyCraze, Curiosity, deep dive, Deeper, Digging, discovery, endless scrolling, Exploration, Fascinating, hidden gems, Immersive, INTERESTING, internet, Mysterious, Obscure, ONLINE, Rabbit Hole, strange, surreal, time wasting

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crops Grown:	4126	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Have you ever fallen into a Minecraft pit so deep, you ended up in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha? Well, welcome to our server, where the rabbit holes are as deep as your mom’s lasagna and twice as cheesy!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that farts rainbows, and building a castle made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible!).

But beware, once you join our server, you might never want to leave. Rumor has it that players who log off end up getting sucked into their computer screens and living out their days as pixelated warriors in the Minecraft world. So come on in, the water’s lava!

SinkingCraftyRussians

cargo ship, coast of Spain, crew members missing, emergency response, environmental impact, international news, investigation underway, maritime disaster, maritime regulations, maritime safety, mediterranean sea, Russian, Russian crew, salvage operation, search and rescue, shipping accident, Shipping industry, SinkingCraftyRussians, sinks, tragic event, vessel sinking

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the sinking of the russian cargo ship off the coast of spain! build your own sinking ship and watch it go down in a blaze of glory! swim with the dolphins as they rescue you from the wreckage and fight off the evil sea monsters trying to steal your loot! trust us, it’s a shipwreck of a good time!

Pixel Cash Kingdom

american history, cancelled cards, carrying cash, Cash, cash reserves, cash transactions, credit cards, currency security, debit cards, financial risk, financial safety, Financial Security, hard currency, Kingdom, money management, payment methods, personal finance, PIXEL, plastic cards, Safety, US population, wallet contents, wallets

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and you find out that all the players are actually carrying around huge stacks of diamonds in their virtual wallets. it’s like, the safest time in minecraft history to be carrying around all this bling, cuz no one can cancel your diamonds at a moment’s notice. join now and be the richest player in the game, cuz who needs plastic cards when you can have stacks on stacks of diamonds, amirite? come join the fun and show off your bling bling skills on this insane minecraft server!

Leopard Roar Server

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal identification, animal research, animal study, big cats, Biodiversity, conservation, Identification, Leopard, leopard roar, predator, research, Roar, Server, species, study, unique roar, vocalization, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife study

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

so, like, imagine you join this epic minecraft server and all the leopards have their own special roars, like, what even?! it’s like a whole new level of animal kingdom vibes in this pixelated world. you gotta join just to hear all the crazy roars and be like “oh snap, that leopard is definitely Steve’s pet because of that wild roar!” it’s like a game within a game, man. plus, rumor has it that if you befriend a leopard with the rarest roar, you unlock a secret level with unlimited diamonds and cake. i mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of that madness?! join now and let the leopard roars guide you to victory, or something like that.

Pixel Craft Smp

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3557	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

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Macaroni-land

atmosphere, bedrock, Brewery, Chaos, cobble chest, Community, custom structures, Discord, Factions, Incendium, java, macaroniland, mailboxes, oldish SMPs, Plugins, PvP, rp sit, Semi Vanilla, Small Community, Survival, Terralith

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Void Armor Forged:	30	Votes:	8584
Magic Items Found:	3111	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Server	IP	Port
Java	172.81.129.226	25568
Bedrock	172.81.129.226	25568

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About Mac Land

Mac Land is a survival server with an old-school SMP feel. Expect PvP, a nice atmosphere, quirky elements, and an active community.

Community Plugins

Our server has community-requested plugins such as Terralith, Incendium, custom structures, brewery, mailboxes, an RP sit feature, and more! We strive to offer a unique and enjoyable Minecraft experience for our players.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How long has the server been running?

Answer: The server has been running for a couple of weeks.

Question: Is the community friendly?

Answer: Yes, we have a friendly and chaotic small community that welcomes new players.

Question: What kind of activities can I expect on the server?

Answer: You can engage in PvP, survival gameplay, explore custom structures, participate in RP events, and more.

Question: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of?

Answer: Our server has standard rules for respectful gameplay. Be sure to read the rules upon joining.

Question: How can I get more involved in the community?

Answer: Join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay updated on server news and announcements.

Ethereal Quests 1.21.1

1.21.1, bleached fetish, Ethereal, fetish coping, fetish counseling, fetish elimination, fetish eradication, fetish healing, fetish help, fetish intervention, fetish management, fetish recovery, fetish rehabilitation, fetish support, fetish treatment, getting rid of fetishes, mental health, overcoming fetishes, personal growth, Quests, raceplay fetish, self improvement, therapy for fetishes

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Yo, bro, forget about that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts! Who needs raceplay when you can have a dance party with creepers and build a house out of giant tacos? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky and wild world of pure chaos and fun!

WHY did everyone hate this when it came out? I thought it was… Minecraft SMP

Backlash, controversy, criticism, hate, Minecraft, misunderstood, Opinions, public opinion, reception, smp, thought, Underrated, unpopular, was

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest and wildest players out there!

Join us on our server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, trade with skeletons, and watch out for zombie uprisings while trying to build your dream base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his throne? Or will you end up as chicken feed?

So come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

FiancéeCraft Xmas LOLZ

aita, baking, christmas, cohabitating, committed relationship, Cooking, Disappointment, family, family photos, Fiancée Xmas Fiasco, FiancéeCraft, Fight, financial means, Gifts, leather jacket, lolz, out of work actor, patches, Promise, Resentment, self-hating, spikes, step-son, XMAS

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Animals Bred:	186	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s Christmas debacle.

Imagine a world where your fiancée is a talented but unemployed actor, spending hours on end playing video games instead of finishing your leather battle jacket. Will you be able to survive the chaos and still have gifts under the tree?

With promises of no fights on Christmas, you’ll navigate through family photos, baking, and cooking, all while trying to contain your disappointment. Can you handle the drama and keep the peace in this crazy Minecraft server?

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of a lifetime, where every day is filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous stories. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

SportySMPWatchin

sports, sports broadcasting, sports channels, sports consumption, sports coverage, Sports Culture, Sports Entertainment, sports enthusiast, sports events, sports fan, sports fandom, sports frequency, sports games, sports habits, sports lifestyle, sports on TV, sports viewership, sports viewing habits, sports watching behavior, SportySMPWatchin, watching sports

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found! It’s like the Olympics of Minecraft, bro. We have competitions every day like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even llama synchronized swimming. And get this, the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot as a prize! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest blocks like diamond ore and emerald ore. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret! So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, join us on this server, bro. It’s gonna be lit!

DyingWordsMC – RIP & LOL

deathbed, Dying, DyingWordsMC, end of life, Farewell, final communication, final farewell, final goodbye, final message, final moments, final thoughts, final utterance, final words, Goodbye, last breath, last moments, last words, lol, mortality, parting words, passing away, RIP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join us if you want to hear the dying words of legendary Minecraft players who have fallen in battle against the most epic mobs you’ve ever seen. From creepers with laser eyes to zombie pigmen riding dragons, our server is not for the faint of heart.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of peaceful activities like unicorn taming and rainbow sheep herding. So come on over and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our insane Minecraft server!

BYD SlavCraft: Digging for Diamonds!

Brazil, byd, BYD site, Chinese companies overseas, Chinese workers, corporate accountability., diamonds, Digging, ethical sourcing, fair labor practices, forced labor, human rights violations, international labor standards, labor abuse, labor exploitation, labor rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, SlavCraft, slavery-like conditions, social responsibility, supply chain transparency, worker exploitation, working conditions

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9963
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have chinese workers mining diamonds in ‘slavery-like conditions’ just like in brazil!!! it’s a wild ride with non-stop action and drama as you try to escape the evil clutches of your overseers while building the most epic base ever!! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare items!! join now for a truly one-of-a-kind minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!!

Hawaiian Heatwave – Mele Kalikimaka, Mr. Miser!

brotherly love, Cheerful Holidays, Christmas spirit, Christmas traditions, family dynamics, festive mood, festive season, Green and Bright Christmas, Hawaii, HAWAIIAN, Heat Miser, heatwave, Holiday Celebrations, holiday cheer, Kalikimaka, mele, Mele Kalikimaka, Miser, Mr. Miser, Seasonal Preferences, sibling rivalry, Snow-covered Christmas, Tropical Christmas, winter wonderland

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Runes Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

come join our minecraft server where heat miser rules and snow is banned! why build snowmen when you can build sandcastles in hawaii? heat miser is always throwing tropical parties with lava pits and palm trees. forget about winter wonderlands, we’ve got summer vibes all year round. plus, who needs snow when you can have a volcano as your neighbor? join us for a hot and spicy adventure on our server, where christmas is always green and bright! mele kalikimaka, baby!

Hanamy Network

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

We Welcome You To Our Minecraft Crossplay Network!

Play with friends from any platform and live an unforgettable experience:

– Survival Custom – Survival Earth – Survival Fantasy – Practice PvP

Join the Adventure and Discover Servers Full of Fun and Challenges!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mines Excavated:	3066	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0