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DadCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

Boundaries, child care, Communication, DadCraft, day care, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Frustration, GIT, gtfo, GUD, husband, in-laws, maternity leave, Motherhood, new parents, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Son, staycation, support system, trial run, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6469
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Are you tired of your husband not being able to handle the baby for more than an hour without passing him off to you? Do you want to see if he can survive a full day of baby duty without calling for reinforcements? Join our Minecraft server and take a break from real-life parenting drama!

On our server, you can leave your husband and son behind and focus on building the most epic virtual world. No need to worry about your husband’s inability to calm a crying baby or his reliance on his mom for help. Let him fend for himself while you conquer the virtual realm!

Join now and escape the real-life frustrations of parenting. Who knows, maybe after a day on our server, your husband will finally step up and prove he can handle the baby on his own. Or maybe he’ll just call for his mom in the virtual world too. Either way, it’s bound to be entertaining!

BlockyJobQuitters

BlockyJobQuitters, career, decision, dissatisfaction, employment, first day, Frustration, Job, Quitting, quitting career, quitting employment, quitting for good, quitting for reasons, quitting job, quitting on first day, quitting out of dissatisfaction, quitting out of frustration, quitting work, reasons, work

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	1624

Have you ever quit your job on the first day because you realized you were meant for bigger and better things? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and leave behind the boring world of work for a land of endless possibilities and adventures.

On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate. Who needs a job when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

So if you’re ready to say “I’m done with this” to the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, join our server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or the master of a giant floating island. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, families, Hope, inquiries, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing soldiers, resolution, russia, search, Server, Support, Surge, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, War

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Towns Built:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Star Shards Collected:	167	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mines Excavated:	4401	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	2483	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Villages Defended:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	144
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7523
Alien Abductions:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	256
Dimension Hops:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Towns Built:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	268
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

Players:	91/900	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3