Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

adaptation, Blame, circle-jerk, eclipse, Epic, fuck you, HEIFERS, ice nine, idiots, Incels, Iran vs Israel, kindergarten, madness, Minecraft, POL, Prophecy, red, Red Deer, red heifer, self-hating, Shortcomings, society, two weeks, Vaccines, young adulthood

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Farms Harvested:	588
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	4723
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Zombie Dances:	2

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

play.withmayx.net

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2667

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

atlasbalkan.net

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Potions Brewed:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

play.protectorscraft.us

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Runes Activated:	2

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

mc.covfefe.club

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

woodymc.de

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	32
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Runes Activated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

mc.fragglecraft.com

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

play.realmofroyalty.net

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ores Mined:	5501

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

135.148.122.149:25581

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

astralclub.xyz

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Animals Bred:	54
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

DownriverSMP.cc

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

helixia.mine.fun

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4499	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

play.blubbcity.se

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

play.huntermc.fun:25573

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

play.TheGroveMC.net

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Chimeras Created:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

chaoshub.net