Recognize Thread Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with zombie chickens, skeleton horses, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who loves belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Feeling Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6770

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GFsMarathonNoShow

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	638395	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	6846	Gods Slained:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Gouty Villagers

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

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LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5127	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

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The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Mines Excavated:	3118
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

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🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	112
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CakeWarsCraft

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Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

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Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Magic Items Found:	8050
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9783
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CreeperCruncher42

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Towns Built:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Farms Harvested:	570
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Potions Brewed:	53	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	3839	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.