RealmsofChivalry | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

economic impact, healthcare system, hybrid learning, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, online shopping, pandemic effects, PandemicPickle, quarantine protocols, remote learning, remote work, smp, social distancing, social gatherings, societal changes, supply chain issues, travel restrictions, vaccination rates, virtual events, work from home

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	992557
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, you gotta join this server because the admins are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to mine diamonds with us. I know, crazy right?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!

Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLifeTransformed

CraftyLifeTransformed, emotional growth, empowerment, growth mindset., inner strength, life changing, life lessons, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, personal transformation, Positive Change, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, transformative experience

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Crops Grown:	5241	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Potions Brewed:	72
Zombie Dances:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	206	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because on our server, the most transformative experience you’ll have is when you stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a land filled with talking chickens and dancing creepers.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary pickaxe of infinite power, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant lava monster who only speaks in riddles.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cake, where players can gather to celebrate their victories and feast on delicious pixelated treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a transformative experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of obsidian.

CraftyTerrorMCServ

arrested, Conflict, CraftyTerrorMCServ, extremist, Global, IDF soldiers, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, organization, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, suspects, terror ties, Terrorism, Threats, violence, world

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Buildings Constructed:	28
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil organizations with terror ties! we need all the help we can get to protect our virtual world from these sneaky baddies. plus, if you join, you’ll get a special cape that gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	5968
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mines Excavated:	2000
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	205	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5426
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Crops Grown:	1824
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Animals Bred:	90
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Votes:	1694
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ores Mined:	4139
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7154
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	224
Ores Mined:	3552	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	64
Astral Projections Made:	3	Emeralds Found:	4902

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Emeralds Found:	6210
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Runes Activated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12