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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
Dragon Eggs Found: 1958 Zombie Dances: 0
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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