Ravencraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	314
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Ravencraft is a growing semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We have a staff of friendly mods who have worked together for years, an expanding community of players, and an expanding map for you to explore! We are a group of adults who like to build, explore, experiment, and create together. If you’re looking for a community oriented server where you can hang out with mature folks, come give us a try!

Server address: mc.ravensburg.org

Rules: https://www.ravensburg.org/rules.html

Gallery: https://www.ravensburg.org/gallery/index.html

About us

We’re looking for players who – Are 18 and over – Don’t use hacks or cheats- no x-ray, baritone, etc. – Are respectful of other players. No racism, sexism, homophobia, etc. – Want to hang out and chat with some fun and friendly folks while playing the most frustrating, rewarding game we know.

If this sounds like you, we’d love to meet you! We are a greylist server, so you should hop on and have a look, and we’ll set you up with a quick and painless application!

ExFriendExposedMC

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consent, ExFriendExposedMC, friendship, Honesty, Party, peer influence, peer pressure, personal space, relationships, Respect, self reflection, social consequences, social life, Trust, uncomfortable situation, University, Weirdo

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player approaches you and asks if they can drink beer from your virtual tits. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! And if that’s not enough, there’s a chance you might run into a player who looks and behaves exactly like you – talk about a glitch in the matrix!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the epic tale of a friendship turned awkward when one player confesses their love, only to be rejected and then ask to touch virtual boobs. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP

addiction, addiction treatment, carcinogens, environmental impact, harmful effects, harmful habits, health education, lung cancer, No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP, overlooked health risks, passive smoking, preventative measures, public health, respiratory diseases, secondhand smoke, smoking, smoking cessation, societal norms, tobacco industry, tobacco use

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Lol, like have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because the admin is actually a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling diamonds. And get this, the spawn point is on a floating island made entirely of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! And the best part is, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing chickens serenades you. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. So like, forget smoking, join this server and get high on the pure insanity of it all!

MineCraftPoopTime

Alone Time, bathroom, Entertainment, hygiene, meditating, Men, mental health, MineCraftPoopTime, multitasking, pooping, privacy, procrastination, reading, reddit, Relaxation, self-care, social media, stress relief, thinking, Time management, TOILET

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Toilet Diamond hidden deep within the bowels of the world (literally).

While you’re ‘pooping’ in-game, you’ll actually be on a secret mission to defeat the evil Toilet Goblins who are trying to clog up all the toilets in the land. Trust us, it’s a crappy situation but someone’s gotta do it!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special potion that turns your character into a giant toilet so you can scare off any pesky griefers who try to mess with your builds.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bladder capacity). You won’t regret it, we promise!

ManaCube

Community, Custom Items, Enchantments, Events, Farming, Griefers, Jobs, Kingdom, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Manacube, Monsters, Network, op prison, Parkour, Prison, Relics, resource pack, Runestones, Skills, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	849
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Server Name	ManaCube (NEW REALM!)
IP	magic.manacube.com
Website	https://manacube.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

ManaCube is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive.

Features:

Towny
Jobs / Skills
Relics
Runestones
Resource Pack
OP Prison (JUST RELEASED!)
Skyblock
Lifesteal
KitPvP
Parkour

Community:

At ManaCube, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules. With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://manacube.com/rules

FAQs:

1. How do I join the server?

To join ManaCube, simply enter the IP address magic.manacube.com in your Minecraft client and start playing!

2. Can I create my own town in the game?

Yes, you can build your own town and protect it from griefers. You can also expand and create your own kingdom for more power.

3. What are Relics and Runestones?

Relics are special treasures dropped by monsters with custom textures and powerful enchantments. Runestones are magical enhancements that boost gear traits and enchantments.

4. Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, the server has over 500 custom items with custom textures, including hats, furniture, and tools.

5. Is the server community-friendly?

Yes, the community is a top priority at ManaCube. The server aims to create a safe and positive space for all players, with frequent events and a family-like atmosphere.

Dreamscape Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, arousal, c/u/cks, cuckold, Deepthroat, Domination, dreamscape, Exploration, fetish, Haven, janny cock, kink, LGBTQ, love, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, sexual desire, Submission, sucking, taboo, tr/a/nnies, Transgender

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow-infested wonderland where trannies and cucks are all about sucking janny cock for fun! It’s like a party where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and let your inner weirdo shine. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this crazy world of blocky madness!

AI_MindCraft SMP

academic performance, Adaptability, ai, AI_MindCraft, Artificial Intelligence, Classroom, Digital Learning, education, educational tools, Future, gen z, Impact, innovation, learning, machine learning, online resources, School, smp, student experience, Students, study, Technology

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Yo, listen up all you Minecraft gamers out there! If you wanna join the most epic SMP server ever, then look no further! This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits.

Join our server for the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireballs out of your butt! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained monkeys who are also professional Minecraft players?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the opportunity to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our crazy community of gamers who are just as insane as you are. Let’s goooooo!

MineTearCraft

emotional dramas, emotional films, emotional rollercoaster movies, emotional tearjerker movies, films that hit you in the feels, films that make you emotional, films that make you weep, films to watch when feeling down, heart-wrenching movies, MineTearCraft, movies that bring on the tears, movies that evoke strong emotions, movies that make you cry, movies that make you emotional wreck, movies that make you teary-eyed, movies that touch your soul, movies that tug at your heartstrings, movies to watch when sad, sad movies, tear-inducing films, tearjerker films

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4570	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mines Excavated:	4745	Dimension Hops:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cry tears of joy? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will bring tears to your eyes as you witness the beauty of our pixelated landscapes and the hilarity of our player-built creations.

Join us for epic adventures, insane mini-games, and a community of players who will make you laugh until you cry (literally). Our server is so awesome, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its greatness.

So why join our server? Because it’s the only place where you can mine diamonds while crying tears of happiness, battle epic bosses while laughing uncontrollably, and build the most ridiculous structures while wiping tears of joy from your eyes.

Don’t miss out on the best Minecraft server of all time. Join us now and get ready to cry like you’ve never cried before (in a good way, of course).

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

BlockyLove, civil union, equality, european union, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, law, legalization, legislation, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Liechtenstein, Marriage equality, marriage rights, Minecraft, progressive, RIGHTS, same-sex marriage, Server, social change, society, Takes Effect

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Farms Harvested:	494
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ores Mined:	9236

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well lemme tell u why u gotta join this server. first off, did u know that Liechtenstein Marriage Equality Law just took effect on this server? that’s right, u can marry ur minecraft buddy and have a big ol’ wedding in the virtual world. ain’t that just wild?

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride on giant chickens and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. u can also find a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy. and guess what? there’s a dragon there that farts glitter. i ain’t kiddin’, this server is straight up bonkers.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it.

DruzeQueenSuwaidaGov

Druze community, Druze minority, DruzeQueenSuwaidaGov, female empowerment, gender equality, government appointment, government officials, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minority representation, new government, official position, political diversity, political progress, Suwaida, Suwaida governor, Syria, Syrian government, woman governor, women in government, women leaders

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Towns Built:	1
Crops Grown:	9078	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mines Excavated:	4746	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

hey u! ya u! r u lookin for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, u gotta join our server cuz we got a syrian government that’s so wild, they put a druze minority woman as governor in suwaida! that’s right, she’s the third woman to hold an official position under the new government and she’s killin it!

come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history! build ur own empire, battle dragons, and maybe even meet a talking sheep! our server is so epic, even herobrine is scared to log on! so what r u waitin for? join now and let the madness begin!

TendonCraft: Fiber Fun & Recovery

Achilles tendon, Achilles tendon injury, Achilles tendon recovery, fiber, fiber arrangement, fiber orientation, Fun, healthy tendons, imaging technique, injured tendons, injury recovery, medical imaging, phase retardance, Recovery, tendon healing, tendon health, tendon health insights, tendon imaging, tendon injury, tendon injury patterns, tendon patterns, tendon recovery, tendon research, TendonCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, bro? well, let me tell u sumthin’, dis server is so lit, it’s gonna make ur Achilles tendon injury recover faster than u can say “diamond sword”! we got new imaging techniques dat will blow ur mind, showing u patterns in injured tendons dat u never knew existed.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, let me tell u a story. dere was dis player who joined da server and his Achilles tendon was all messed up, but after playin’ on our server, he was jumpin’ around like a pro in no time! his tendon was healin’ faster than u can say “creeper explosion”!

so, if u wanna have a blast, make new friends, and heal ur tendon at da same time, den dis server is da place for u, my dude. come join us and let’s have some fun together!

Spugunke

Active players, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Discord, grow, Ip:, java, Minecraft, non-laggy, original feel, PORT, Server, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Teams, Towns, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

‘Spugunke’ Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Spugunke
Server Age	2 days old
Features	Tpa’s, /spawn, sethomes, Non-Laggy server, Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
Discord	Join Discord
Java IP	spugunke.net
Version	1.21.4
Bedrock IP	spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

You can join by using the Java IP: spugunke.net or Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best with Port 25565.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, make sure to check out the rules on our Discord server and follow them to maintain a positive gameplay experience for everyone.

3. Can I create my own town or join an existing one?

Yes, there are different teams and towns on the server that you can join or create your own to build a thriving community.

4. Is the server lag-free?

Yes, the server is non-laggy for a smooth gameplay experience.

5. How can I teleport to other players?

You can use the Tpa command to teleport to other players within the server.

Candy Cereal Wonderland 1.21.1

1.21.1, artificial flavors, balanced diet, breakfast cereals, breakfast choices, breakfast options, candy, CEREAL, childhood obesity, consumer awareness, dietary habits, empty calories, Food Industry, health concerns, hidden sugars, marketing tactics, nutritional value, processed foods, sugar addiction, sugar overload, sugary cereals, unhealthy eating, wonderland

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Crops Grown:	3840	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because we got breakfast cereals that are literally candy in the game! I mean, who needs a balanced diet when you can just munch on sugary goodness all day in blocky form, am I right? Plus, we’re all about questioning reality here, like seriously, what are we even doing with our lives? So come join us and let’s make some questionable life choices together in this wacky Minecraft world!

Walnut DNA Fun Land

40 million years, alternating sexes, Dna, DNA polymorphism, evolutionary stability, female-first flowering, Fun, gene variants, genetic inheritance, genetic mutations, genetic research, genetics, Land, male-first flowering, plant evolution, plant genetics, plant genetics research, plant reproduction, reproductive biology, walnut, walnut genetics., walnut species, walnut trees, walnuts

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	5

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like walnuts but wit alternating sexes! like, imagine u log in and ur character is a walnut but one day u could be a female walnut and the next day u could be a male walnut! it’s like a genetic experiment gone wild in da minecraft world. and get dis, researchers found two variants of a gene linked to female-first or male-first flowering in walnuts! like, how crazy is dat? dis DNA polymorphism has been stable for almost 40 million years, so u know dis server is legit old school. join now and be a part of da nutty adventure!

Vanilla Multiplayer

bedrock, building, classic, Community, cross-platform, Discord, Economy, Exploration, game breaking, java, modifications, multiplayer, Protection, Reset, Shop, smp, Suggestions, Survival, THRIVING, Vanilla, VOICE, Website

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Love Letters Sent:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Server Name	Vanilla Multiplayer
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Features	Survival Gameplay, Grief Protection, Player-Driven Economy, Cross-Platform Support

Server Overview

Vanilla Multiplayer is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server that offers a pure survival experience with added features to enhance gameplay. Our goal is to foster a community-driven environment where players can build, explore, and thrive without the worry of world resets or griefing.

Server Details

Java IP	vanillamultiplayer.com
Java Port	25565
Bedrock IP	bedrock.vanillamultiplayer.com
Bedrock Port	19132

Community Links

FAQ

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on Vanilla Multiplayer. We have protections in place to safeguard players’ builds.

Can I run my own shop on the server?

Yes, players have the ability to run their own shops and control the economy on the server.

Is the server in beta testing?

Yes, Vanilla Multiplayer is currently in heavy beta testing. Players are encouraged to report any issues or suggestions on our Discord server.

Walmart Sock Thief 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, arrest, consequences, consequences of shoplifting, crime, criminal behavior, criminal justice, global perspective, law enforcement, online humiliation, petty theft, public shaming, Retail, SECURITY, Shoplifting, social media, Sock, Surveillance, theft, thief, video sharing, Walmart

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – on this server, if you shoplift socks from a virtual Walmart, your pixelated arrest will be live-streamed on virtual YouTube for millions of virtual people to watch! Can you even imagine the chaos and drama that will unfold? It’s like reality TV on steroids, but in a blocky world. So, if you’re looking for some crazy shenanigans and a chance to become a virtual celebrity for all the wrong reasons, then this server is the place to be! Don’t miss out, join now and let the madness begin!