RatitasNalgonas | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TrudeauFanatic Minecraft SMP

American, Canada, Canadians, Democracy, Economy, elections, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, leader, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, North America, Opinions, policies, Politics, prime minister, public opinion, reddit, smp, Social Issues, TrudeauFanatic, Voting

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mines Excavated:	3694	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	235
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Justin Trudeau would want to join (if he wasn’t busy being a prime minister and all).

Join our server for a chance to build a giant igloo with Justin Trudeau himself! That’s right, he’s taking a break from politics to show off his building skills in Minecraft. And rumor has it, he’s a pro at pixel art too.

But that’s not all! We’ve got polar bears riding minecarts, moose with diamond armor, and maple syrup flowing like waterfalls. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground hockey rink where you can challenge Trudeau to a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life, eh! Sorry, not sorry!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, alcohol effects, alcohol influences, alcohol tolerance, alcohol-induced emotions, alcohol-related behavior, binge drinking, drinking habits, drinking patterns, Drunk, Drunkenness, horny drunk, intoxicated behavior, mean drunk, party behavior, personality traits when drunk, sleepy drunk, social drinking, TipsyCraft, types of drunk

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ores Mined:	8649
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server and let your inner drunk out to play!

We have a special potion in our server that will turn your character into a hilarious drunk version of themselves. Are you a mean drunk who likes to grief other players’ builds? Or maybe you’re a horny drunk who flirts with every villager you come across. Or perhaps you’re a sleepy drunk who just passes out in random places.

Join us for a wild and wacky time as you navigate through our server in a drunken stupor. Just be careful not to fall off any cliffs or get into too much trouble, because in our server, anything can happen when you’re under the influence of our special potion.

So come join us and let loose on our crazy Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drunk you’ll be!

FarRightCraft Minecraft Server

austrian, Coalition, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Democracy, elections, Europe, european union, extremism, far right, FarRightCraft, Government, History, leadership, mandate, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, populist, power, Server, world war II

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Animals Bred:	120
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have austrian far right leaders trying to lead the game since world war II! yea, you heard that right, we got crazy politicians running around trying to build a government in minecraft. it’s like a virtual reality show but with blocks and creepers. who knows what kind of chaos they’ll bring to the server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the political madness. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

NukeCraftExchange

atomic energy, bilateral agreement, Diplomacy, ENERGY, facilitate, foreign affairs, global stability, India, international relations, nonproliferation, nuclear cooperation, NukeCraftExchange, peaceful use, policy, regulations, REMOVE, SECURITY, strategic partnership, technology transfer, Trade, US

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how US is removing regulations for India, we are removing all the boring rules and restrictions on our server! it’s gonna be a nuclear explosion of fun and craziness! join us if you wanna experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft, like, you won’t believe the stuff that happens here. we have secret underground bases, where you can pretend to be a spy or a super villain, it’s up to you! and the best part is, our community is super friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel left out. come join us and let’s make some radioactive memories together!

DystroCraft: Muscle Madness

dmd, Duchenne muscular dystrophy, dystrobrevin, DystroCraft, Dystrophin, genetic disorder, groundbreaking study, madness, Muscle, muscle degeneration, muscle disease, muscle function, muscle health, muscle pathology, muscle pathology analysis, Muscle Proteins, muscle regeneration, muscle research, muscle stability, muscle therapy, muscle treatment, muscle weakness, protein interactions

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0

join dis amazin minecraft server where u can build muscles like u never seen before!! we got dystrophin and dystrobrevin proteins workin together to make u STRONGER than ever!! forget bout DMD, we got u covered with our magical proteins and crazy muscles!! come join da fun and get ripped in minecraft like never before!!

GOMI.KRAFT Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Friends, Fun, GOMI.KRAFT, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, personal account, Play, Server, Survival, tags

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crops Grown:	2215
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

The owner of the “GOMI.KRAFT” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gominohito.aternos.me:45150

OrbitMC

Active, Community, Experience, Fun, Gaming, get involved, hermitcraft, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, Play, Player Shops, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Staff Team, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Animals Bred:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

If you are interested in joining our community:
Check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	To join OrbitMC, visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to get whitelisted to play!
What is a semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server?	A semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server is a server that maintains the core Minecraft gameplay experience while adding some quality-of-life enhancements and community features.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring that all players have a positive and enjoyable experience on the server.
Is OrbitMC suitable for all ages?	OrbitMC is a family-friendly server suitable for players of all ages. Our community maintains a positive and welcoming environment for everyone.

Crimson Realm – Haachama 1.21.4

#youtube, 1.21.4, Ban RTA, boo, BUTA, cover, Crimson, Gaming, Girl with pink hair, Haachama, Haachama Dark Web, Haachama World, Infinity, Japanese vtuber, music cover, pink hair, Realm, Red Heart, twitter, Unmedicated hope edition, virtual youtuber, はあちゃま, ブタサンダー, 赤井はあと

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6010
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crops Grown:	5033	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high? Well, look no further, because this server is like diving headfirst into a pool of rainbow-colored Jello while riding a unicorn made of pure chaos!

Forget about boring old servers with their basic builds and predictable players. On this server, you’ll find YouTubers with more energy than a toddler on a caffeine binge, Twitter feeds that will make your brain melt, and covers of songs that will make you question reality itself.

Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your imaginary unicorn, and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering if you’ve accidentally stumbled into an alternate dimension. See you there, or not, who even knows anymore?

ExVehicEx Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundary, coffee, Communication, Conflict, Drama, ENTITLEMENT, ex, ExVehicEx, gas, Insight, insurance, lying.., Miles, Minecraft, passenger, progressive snapshot, relationship, Server, Shady, time frames, Tracking, Trust, Vehicle

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ores Mined:	2763	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Crops Grown:	1863
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of dealing with shady exes who think they can do whatever they want with your car? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t find any ex-boyfriends sneaking around in your virtual vehicles here.

Join our server and experience a world where boundaries are respected and coffee runs are strictly solo affairs. No more tracking miles or worrying about who’s getting a ride in your car – on our server, the only thing you’ll be tracking is how many diamonds you’ve mined.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave the drama at the door. Who needs a lying ex when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? It’s a lot more fun, we promise!

ExDogNoEx_GF

aita, Blind, brain damage, Cheating, custody, dehydration, dog, ex, ExDogNoEx_GF, Feeding, medical bills, moving out, puppy, seizures, social media, special needs, stolen dog, Walking, water bowl, xxl bully

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crops Grown:	9429	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server and experience the drama, the thrill, and the insanity of virtual pet ownership gone wrong!

Reasons to join: 1. Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your ex’s behavior look tame in comparison. 2. Experience the thrill of protecting your virtual dog from potential break-ins and dog-nappings. 3. Special needs pets? We’ve got ’em! Our server is full of unique challenges, just like that blind, brain-damaged xxl bully who can’t resist drinking every puddle in sight.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaotic world of Minecraft pet ownership. Who knows, you might just come out on top – with your dog, your sanity, and maybe even a few new friends along the way!

AttentionHog Minecraft SMP

attention grabbing antics, attention grabbing behavior, attention grabbing moments, attention grabbing stories, attention grabbing stunts, attention seeker, attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking friend, attention seeking habits, attention seeking relative, attention seeking tactics, attention-grabber, attention-seeking strategies, AttentionHog, embarrassing moments, family, Friends, funny stories, Minecraft, ridiculous behavior, smp

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7863
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a potato just to get attention, and then another guy started a llama parade through the whole server. It was wild, I tell ya!

But that’s not even the best part, there’s this one player who literally turned their whole base into a disco party complete with flashing lights and a DJ booth. And get this, they only play Justin Bieber songs on repeat! It’s so ridiculous but also kinda awesome in a weird way.

So if you wanna be part of this absolute chaos and have the time of your life, join this Minecraft SMP now! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next, it’s gonna be a blast!

LunchCraft: Build, Mine, Eat!

BUILD, creative writing, Eat, Exercise, Exploring, Healthy Eating, hobbies, learning, lunch break, LunchCraft, meditation, mindfulness, music listening, nature walk, photography, podcast listening, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, sketching, socializing, work

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Farms Harvested:	180
Void Gems Collected:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Buildings Constructed:	43
Potions Brewed:	31	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring lunch breaks at work? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend your lunch break building a giant sandwich castle, battling evil lunch-stealing creepers, and mining for diamonds in your office break room! Who needs a sad desk lunch when you can have a lunchtime adventure like no other? Join us now and make your lunch break legendary!

SatelliteCraft Minecraft Server

arms control, blinken, Defense, Diplomacy, DPRK, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, missile technology, non-proliferation efforts, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, russia, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Satellite technology, SatelliteCraft, Secretary of State, SECURITY, Server, Transfer, united states, Warning

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

so, liek, u kno how russia is all sneaky and stuff? well, dey mite be givin’ satellite tech to the DPRK! crazy, right? but hey, if u wanna escape all dat drama, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! plus, our admin once defeated a ender dragon with a wooden sword! true story, bro. so come on in and let’s build some epic stuff together! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

KyivCraft: Teenage Russian Boom!

bomb plot, boom, Conspiracy, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, extremist group, extremist ideology, intelligence agencies, international relations, Kyiv Oblast, KyivCraft, law enforcement, national security, planned attack, Plot, radicalization, Russian, Russian Agents, security threat, TEENAGE, teenager, Terrorism, Ukrainian defence forces, undercover operation

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where Russian agents are teaming up with teenagers to blow up stuff in Kyiv Oblast! It’s like a real-life spy movie but in Minecraft form. Join us and be part of the action as we try to stop these sneaky agents from causing chaos. Plus, we have epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind (not literally like the agents, though). So grab your pickaxe and let’s save the day together!

Blocky Family Drama

blocky, Drama, family

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

join dis server if u wanna escape ur abusive childhood and build a new life in minecraft land. we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur trauma and virtual hugs whenever u need them. plus, our pvp arena is the perfect place to take out ur anger on other players without actually hurting anyone. so come on in and start healing through pixelated blocks and endless possibilities!

Players:	91/900	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19