RareEarthsRumble | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2271
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u know how russia is all like “back off ukraine’s rare earths, trump”? well, we got a minecraft server that’s so lit, even russia wants to get in on the action! join us and mine for those rare earths like a boss! who needs politics when u can be diggin’ for diamonds and emeralds all day long, amirite? plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the good stuff – shhh, don’t tell putin! come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever. trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraft4life #russiaaintgotnothinonus

Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1559	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	610	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dimension Hops:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	15

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Towns Built:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	6112

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Towns Built:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1256
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	23

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	7731
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

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Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Buildings Constructed:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

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Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Towns Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Endless Night Skies:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Votes:	8244	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magic Items Found:	4254	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Players Killed by Monsters:	5696	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Void Gems Collected:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!