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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 3320 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
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