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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 9170 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1128 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
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