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| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 1259 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 592 |
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