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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 2630 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 4681 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
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