Come have fun with us, invite your friends to the server so that little by little we become more and more little people…
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1614 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5639 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and zoom through a world of mystery and intrigue. Rub elbows with the enigmatic Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and the elusive Barber of La Manchaland Outis as you navigate through this twisted realm.
Looking for a real challenge? Take on the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu and prove your skills in the ultimate showdown. Can you survive the madness and come out on top?
With crazy extractions and mind-bending targets, this server will keep you on your toes and leave you begging for more. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Who knows what awaits you in this insane world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living the high life on ours? Join now and start your epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, danger, and of course, lots of laughs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4343 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
