Come have fun with us, invite your friends to the server so that little by little we become more and more little people…
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6586 | Crops Grown: | 4016 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us for epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. But fear not, for we have the legendary Ronaldo Burger that will give you the strength and courage to defeat them all!
Critics are already raving about our server, calling it the most hilarious and chaotic experience they’ve ever had. So come join us and be a part of the madness. Just be prepared to cry tears of joy (or maybe just tears) when you taste the infamous “Sad Meal” from Meali Kidsmenutini’s Slop. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us on our 15k sat shitcoin server where the currency is as wild as our players! Trade your diamonds for rare and exotic items like enchanted golden carrots or even a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, deal with it)!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon fears it. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us for a chance to play alongside the clumsy girl next door who’s also a pro at karaoke and rhythm games. Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with the silly girly girl who loves retro and aquatic games, as well as drawing the most outrageous doodles.
But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with the chuuni seiso girl who’s all about longform playthroughs with a side of pre-game zatsu? Or maybe you’re more into delulu deredere types who slay soulslikes and belt out karaoke tunes like there’s no tomorrow.
And don’t even get us started on the gremlin imouto who’s a master at horror games and RPGs, or the dorky weird girl who’s all about collabs and retro games. Oh, and let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who dominates card games and can draw like a pro.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with our pixelated pals by your side!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Picture this: Prancer leading a pack of griefers through the snowy biome, causing havoc wherever they go. The Heart of Christmas quest where you have to find Santa’s lost presents before the Grinch steals them all. And don’t even get me started on Elfette Saves Christmas, where you have to battle evil snowmen and gingerbread zombies to save the holiday season.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a tangled string of Christmas lights, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous holiday fun you’ve ever had! Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get merry and mayhem-filled!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
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| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even outrun a turtle? Well, look no further because our server is faster than Sanic on steroids! We’ve got shadow gens that will make you question reality and SP^RK 3 that will blow your mind (literally, be careful).
Join us and witness the epic battle between Sanicteam and the literal clown who somehow became the best high speed platformer ever made. Who will come out on top? Who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists, turns, and probably a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s likely).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to hold onto your hat, because things are about to get crazy up in here!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5393 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Looking for a server where every day is like a wacky sitcom episode? Look no further! Join us for insane storylines, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can join a server where the drama never stops?
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show? Come join the madness and see for yourself! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you…😂🎮🤪
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Explore hidden dungeons, uncover ancient artifacts, and battle against powerful foes as you journey through a world where nothing is as it seems. Will you be able to unravel the conspiracy before it’s too late, or will you fall victim to their nefarious schemes?
With epic quests, challenging puzzles, and a community of players ready to join you in the fight against evil, this server offers a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, gather your allies, and prepare to take on the ultimate challenge – because the fate of the world is in your hands!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
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Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 58 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for a rollercoaster ride through madness and mayhem. Watch out for the Barber of La Manchaland Outis, who’s always ready to give you a stylish new haircut… whether you want one or not!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining the FangHunt Office and becoming a Fixer like the legendary Hong Lu? Help us track down elusive targets and bring them to justice in the most ridiculous ways possible.
So why wait? Download our server now and dive into the chaos. Just remember, this server is directly tied to the setting of our previous games, so expect spoilers and plenty of laughs along the way. See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be completely different people while chatting. You can be a 10-year-old girl one minute and a 37-year-old man with a tragic backstory the next. It’s like roleplaying on steroids!
But wait, there’s more! We have players who create elaborate stories and characters just for fun. From a depressed Japanese girl to a man with an absurdist view of life, our server is filled with unique personalities that will keep you entertained for hours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for storytelling or roleplaying. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 118 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 9523 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
