Rakitorvia | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ethereal Sky Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, BE, be up your butt, be up your butt bro, be up your butt bro homo, Bro, butt, Ethereal, homo, I’ll be up your butt, I’ll be up your butt bro, I’ll be up your butt bro homo, I’ll be up your butt homo, Realms, SKY, up, up your butt, up your butt bro, up your butt bro homo, your butt, your butt bro

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled universe where unicorns fart glitter and creepers wear tutus.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until you pee your pants.

We’ve got custom mods that will make your brain explode with excitement and mini-games that will make you scream “I’ll be up your butt bro, homo” in the chat.

So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO, am I right?

WeddingBlock Minecraft Server

Abuse, anxiety, avoidance, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, Family issues, ghosting, mental health, Minecraft, RSVP, self-care, Server, sibling abuse, sibling relationships, toxic relationships, Wedding, wedding invitations, WeddingBlock

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and ghosting drama in real life by building your dream world block by block!

Join us if you want to avoid awkward family gatherings like weddings and RSVPs – we won’t force you to attend any in-game events!

Our server is the perfect place to practice your avoidance skills and build epic structures to hide from your family drama. Plus, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to be a part of your virtual life.

So, if you’re looking for a place to ghost without guilt, join our server now and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs family drama when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

BroBroGriefGone2soon

acceptance, Boundaries, BroBroGriefGone2soon, brother-in-law, Communication, coping, death, emotions, family dynamics, Grief, healing, judgement, Loss, mourning, moving on, relationships, Respect, sister, Support, Timing, Understanding

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t find any backstabbing family members or scandalous love triangles like the one described above. Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll never have to worry about your brother-in-law’s new girlfriend stealing your diamonds. So come on in and leave the real world behind – we promise it’s a lot less complicated in here!

Nitro Farm Fun!

agricultural innovation, agricultural practices, agricultural sustainability, Agricultural Technology, agriculture, China, crop production, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, environmental impacts, Farm, farmland, Fun, Huang-Huai-Hai Region, land management, Nitro, nitrogen use efficiency, nutrient management, research, soil health, Sustainable development, sustainable farming, water quality

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30

So, liek, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got da best farmland in da whole dang Huang-Huai-Hai Region, China! Our crops be growin’ so fast, it’s like magic! U gonna be rollin’ in dem diamonds in no time, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our research shows dat dis farmland also helps reduce dem environmental impacts, like whoa! We’re savin’ da planet, one block at a time. So come on down and join us for some epic adventures and sustainable agriculture, cuz why not? Let’s get diggin’!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automate Your World, Backpack Upgrades, Build Contest, cherry blossom biome, Community Events, Conquest, Custom Enchants, Discord, electricity, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, PvP battles, Slimefun, Slimefun Upgrades, smp, Technology, Towny

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	New Chunks Explored:	910278
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.21
Features	Slimefun, Towny, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, community events
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview

Conquest SMP offers a new era of Minecraft gameplay with a focus on technology, magic, and adventure. Experience the power of Slimefun, join a town in Towny, enhance your gear with custom enchantments, and take part in community events with a friendly and supportive player base.

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a whole new experience by introducing technology and magic. Craft advanced machines, explore new enchantments, and delve into unique crafting systems.

How do backpack upgrades work?

Backpack upgrades allow you to expand your inventory space with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. Carry more items on your mining expeditions, store crafting materials, or hoard all your loot with ease.

What are custom enchantments?

Custom enchantments go beyond the vanilla experience by offering unique abilities to your gear. Enhance your weapons and armor with enchantments like fire resistance, increased speed, and better durability to tailor your playstyle.

Can I automate tasks on the server?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting, farming, and defense. Set up workshops with energy generators, compressors, and smelting factories to power your advancements and make your gameplay more efficient.

What is the community like on Conquest SMP?

The server has a welcoming community of players ranging from beginners to seasoned veterans. Team up, trade, and make friends while participating in community events, challenges, and contests. Share tips, collaborate, and enjoy the adventure together!

Enchanted Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Apology, bar, blanket, Cum, dark humor, drinks, ejaculation, Enchanted, first date, handsy, hard penis, Isles, Laughter, Phone, precum, Rubbing, sarcasm, shock, Tinder, tits, Virgin, VIRGINITY

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like that awkward first date where you prematurely explode like a volcano! But hey, that’s the fun of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time when I lost my virginity and my dignity in one fell swoop. You never know what might happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make you question your life choices!

SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe

Adult Daughter, aita, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Depressed, family dynamics, Honesty, lonely, Niece, parenting, pressure free environment, privacy, SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe, sister-in-law, Struggling, Support, Trust, Understanding, wine

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!

Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!

30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP

30 years ago, 30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense, adaptation, Advancements, Communication, Context, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, hindsight, innovation, Language, Minecraft, modern era, normal sentence, perspective, progress, revolution, smp, societal changes, Technology, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Potions Brewed:	62
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is wild, bro!”

Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyTimeTraveler

advice, CraftyTimeTraveler, guidance, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, moving forward, past self, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5664
Animals Bred:	119	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Items Found:	2789	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9890	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! If I could call myself five years ago, I would tell myself to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their beaks. You won’t believe the insane structures they’ve created!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win virtual prizes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this funky fun!

3. Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can communicate with the blocks themselves and make them do their bidding. Join us and witness this Minecraft magic firsthand!

So, future Minecraft pro, don’t waste another second. Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SnowyNakedTorture

Abuse, brutality, conflict atrocities, female, human rights violations, inhuman treatment, international law, military aggression, naked, paraded, PoWs, prisoners of war, Russian troops, Snow, SnowyNakedTorture, Tortured, ukraine conflict, UKRAINIAN, violence, War Crimes, women in war

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mines Excavated:	1447	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian female pows are not tortured but instead given diamond armor and paraded through the snow by russian troops as a sign of peace and friendship. u can witness this insane event every day at 3pm sharp. join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment and maybe even get some free diamonds along the way. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Gygan-hag, go to the pouring server minecraft

banner, description, Gaton-Gan, Gaton-Gan Come in, Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving, Gygan-hag, image, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, personal account, pouring, Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

The description of the server server “Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KolpaDok.aternos.me

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21

96022837, Chatting, Communication, Connecting, dialogue, digital platform, discussion, forum, Interaction, internet, Messaging, Numbers, odyssey, Online Community, PIXEL, Posting, Previous thread, sharing, social media, Space, Technology, Threads, virtual space

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Farms Harvested:	214
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are all super cool and funny, like imagine a llama wearing sunglasses riding a pig, that’s the vibe of this server.

You can ride dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where you can chill with the Endermen and sip on potions.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Whispering Creeper Hideout

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, Covert, creeper, exclusive, Forbidden, hidden, HIDEOUT, hush-hush., invite only, Members Only, no skellys, Poi thread, Private, restricted access, secret, surreptitious, Unagi, undercover, Underground, undisclosed, whispering

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got poi threads for days, and Unagi’s are totally welcome to join the party. But listen up, no skellys allowed! If you’re down for some wild and wacky adventures, then hop on in and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s get this poi thread going!

CraftyAssholeLand

25F, 25M, aita, Asshole, blowing up, cleaning, coddled, Cooking, CraftyAssholeLand, DISHES, Fight, finding, Lazy, looking after, mom, overreacting, relationship, sisters, thank you, tired, work

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army

Army, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, European, european union, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, military intervention, nato, Peace Mission, Peacekeeping, pm, PMs, propose, SECURITY, Sending, soldiers, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.

also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.

oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.

so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Players:	92/100	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	186	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1