Are you tired of all those rainbow-loving, inclusive businesses out there? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling against rainbow creepers, fighting off unicorns with glitter cannons, and mining for diamonds in a cave filled with anti-LGBTQ+ trolls.

Our server is the only place where you can proudly proclaim your intolerance for love and acceptance, all while building the most fabulous castle made entirely out of hate blocks.

So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand out as the most LGBTQ+ unfriendly player in all of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 6391
Royal Courts Attended: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

    Discord Blocked Minecraft Server
    So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Farms Harvested: 893
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Magic Items Found: 5773
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

    Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server
    LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Colonial Canine DNA Quest

    Colonial Canine DNA Quest
    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server
    The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Ores Mined: 6331
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server

    Girl Power Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 691 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4303
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Crops Grown: 8255
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Emeralds Found: 5835
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    HangryCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

    Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

    Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

    So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Zombie Dances: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BlockyBlunders

    BlockyBlunders
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

    Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

    Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Emeralds Found: 1641 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • RedditVsIRL

    RedditVsIRL
    Are you tired of Reddit’s constant judgment and criticism? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally be free to do the things Reddit hates without fear of downvotes! Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, create a shrine dedicated to pineapple on pizza, or even start a cult worshipping the almighty avocado toast – the possibilities are endless! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild in a world where being weird is celebrated, not shamed. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Crops Grown: 6699
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • MissileFailCraft

    MissileFailCraft
    Yo, so like, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Russian drones are trying to keep their stealth secrets hidden but fail miserably? Well, welcome to our server where the only thing more embarrassing than a missile not erasing their secrets is the fact that they can’t even handle a bunch of blocky players running around!

    Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 New Chunks Explored: 984606
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Jelly Fusion Craft

    Jelly Fusion Craft
    yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, injured comb jellies can fuse into a single organism on here! it’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. imagine seeing a bunch of jellies coming together to form a super jelly, it’s lit af.

    not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.

    so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SushiCraft Minecraft Server

    SushiCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a Japanese console game without bikinis? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Hatsune Miku herself would blush. Join us for a virtual adventure where bikinis are not only allowed, but encouraged! Swim with pigs, battle creepers in style, and build the most fabulous beach house you’ve ever seen. Korea and China may have tightened their censorship, but we’re breaking all the rules here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • /gedg/ – Minecraft SMP Game and Engine Development General #212

    /gedg/ – Minecraft SMP Game and Engine Development General #212
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic events and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in epic dragon races across the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will help you soar to victory.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 New Chunks Explored: 622622

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • TinyPickleBoost – Minecraft SMP

    TinyPickleBoost – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your first five minutes of gameplay! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that every player is showered with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

    But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building redstone contraptions. Want to learn how to make a chicken-powered flying machine? Look no further than our server!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. Join us and embark on a quest to uncover this mystical portal and claim your rightful place as the Pig King (or Queen) of our SMP.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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