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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1531 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
so, like, u know how some people are just, like, super cray cray? well, this server is like that but in a good way. we got rainbow sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret club for llamas who can do the macarena.
join us if u wanna be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor that makes u look like a disco ball.
oh, and did i mention that our owner is a russian spy who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a fishing rod? true story, bro.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. just watch out for the rainbow creepers, they like to explode in a shower of glitter.
