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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 987 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1485 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, super cool and stuff. plus, we got rainbow sheep and unicorns flying around everywhere, it’s like a magical wonderland up in here.
and get this, our server is so lit that it’s been proven to decrease the risk of media attacks on the LGBTQ+ community. like, for real, our server is like a safe haven for all LGBTQ+ peeps. we even have a secret potion that gives you rainbow powers and makes you invincible to haters.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yeah, it’s wild. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, life-changing and stuff. trust me, you won’t regret it. just come on over and let the rainbow magic take you on a journey you’ll never forget.
