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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6663 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 151 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Votes: | 9708 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 4601 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!