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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 9763 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!
