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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 8677 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!