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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 6554 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8057 |
Magic Items Found: | 5416 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 68 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5950 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!