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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 134 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 2778 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!