Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 10 Potions Brewed: 147
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 100

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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