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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 4167 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 7230 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 315 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 97 |
Join our server and experience a world where sliding doors falling on grandchildren and breathing in mold for three years is just a normal day. We promise you won’t have to deal with landlords who refuse to fix things or prioritize material possessions over family.
And if you ever need a reminder of what landlords are responsible for, just ask us! We’ll make sure you’re well taken care of and never have to put up with the things other renters do.
So say goodbye to ungrateful landlords and hello to a new family on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life drama!