RageCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Crops Grown:	5448
Buildings Constructed:	48	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you feeling a little salty? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up rage in a virtual world where you can blow things up without consequences! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner Hulk and smash, build, and dominate to your heart’s content.

We have a special feature on our server called the “Anger Management Arena” where players can duke it out in epic PvP battles to release their frustrations. Trust us, nothing feels better than taking down your opponent with a diamond sword after a long day of dealing with annoying villagers and creepers.

And if you’re still feeling a bit heated, we have a “Rage Quit Room” where you can vent your frustrations by smashing blocks and setting off TNT explosions. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let off some steam in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who needs anger management classes when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in? Let the madness begin!

Realm of the Unknown 1.20.5

1.20.5, action, Adventure, badass gameplay, Borderlands 4, co-op, Excited, First Person Shooter, Gaming, gearbox software, Hawk Tuah gun, hype, looter shooter, Looting, multiplayer, New Release, PANDORA, Realm, RPG, Shooter, unknown, vault hunters, video game

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Potions Brewed:	115	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Crops Grown:	4382
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like playing with a Hawk Tuah gun but in blocky pixel form!

You can build your own crazy world and shoot creepers with style!

Forget boring old guns, we got pixelated awesomeness waiting for you!

Join now and unleash your inner blocky warrior!

Birmingham Blockbuster Minecraft SMP

Alabama, BIRMINGHAM, blockbuster, Cinema, city life, Community, crime, culture, Diversity, Drama, Entertainment, film, local ], Minecraft, movies, Mystery, no sports, non-sports, Recommendations, smp, Southern, Thriller, Urban

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, in the land of blocks and mobs, there was a legendary player who built a house so epic, even the Ender Dragon was jealous. And on our server, you too can build your own epic creations and show off your building skills to the whole world!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your quest for the Disco Sheep today!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, every block you mine has a chance of dropping a diamond. That’s right, diamonds for days! So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GiftGateCraft

ACCUSATION, Argument, awkward, Boyfriend, Childhood, christmas, Communication, disagreement, friendship, gift, GiftGateCraft, Girlfriend, inappropriate, inseparable, makeup, Memento, PLATONIC, relationship, response, shopping, woodworking

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Runes Activated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over wooden bowls! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and earring storage solutions.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over a small wooden bowl. Will you stand your ground like our brave player, or will you cave under the pressure of your friend’s demanding girlfriend?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground earring storage facility, or uncover the truth behind the mysterious origins of the wooden bowl.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested, drama is served hot, and the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a handmade gift from your childhood. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join now and see what kind of outrageous stories you’ll be a part of next!

Pre911Craft

historical events, life before 9/11, pre-9/11, pre-9/11 atmosphere, pre-9/11 changes, pre-9/11 comparisons, pre-9/11 culture, pre-9/11 experiences, pre-9/11 impact, pre-9/11 innocence, pre-9/11 lifestyle, pre-9/11 memories, pre-9/11 mindset, pre-9/11 nostalgia, pre-9/11 perspective, pre-9/11 reflections, pre-9/11 security., pre-9/11 society, pre-9/11 transformation, pre-9/11 world, Pre911Craft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Remember the good ol’ days before 9/11 when the world was a simpler place? Well, our Minecraft server is like a time machine back to those carefree times! Join us for a blast from the past and experience a world where creepers were just misunderstood cuddly creatures and diamond armor was the height of fashion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Rumor has it that if you find him in-game, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for unlimited diamonds, he’s a bit touchy about that).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement). Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!

FluCraft Minecraft Server

animal to human transmission, avian influenza, bird flu, epidemiology, FluCraft, global health, health crisis, human receptors, Infectious Disease, infectious outbreak, Minecraft, mutation, mutation risk, outbreak, pandemic, public health, respiratory illness, Server, viral infection, virology, virus mutation, warning signs, zoonotic disease

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	279	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants? Well, look no further, cuz our server is the bomb diggity! We got pigs that can fly, cows that do the cha-cha, and zombies that breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether. We’ve got secret treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the End, where you can battle the Ender Dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

But beware, my friend, for danger lurks around every corner. You never know when a sneaky skeleton might shoot you in the back, or a devious witch might cast a spell on you. And don’t even get me started on those pesky creepers who love nothing more than blowing up your hard-earned creations.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to watch out for that bird flu…wait, what? Oh nevermind, just come join the fun!

EagleS Tanker Trouble – Estlink 2 Mischief

Baltic Sea, criminal activity, Damage, Eagle S tanker, Eagles, electricity transmission, energy supply, environmental impact, Estlink, Estlink 2 power cable, finland, Finnish Police, infrastructure damage, investigation, law enforcement, legal proceedings, maritime incident, maritime security, Mischief, sabotage, SUSPECT, Tanker, Trouble, underwater cables, vessel inspection

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BAM! You get a message from the Finnish Police saying there’s, like, this crazy Eagle S tanker causing chaos and messing up power cables! And guess what? It’s all goin’ down on our server!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you’ll be dodging tankers and fixing power cables while trying to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the day from the evil tanker! See you there, adventurer!

Domain.

anti-creeper., Armour stands+, Chunks, Community, data packs, Discord, Domain, Dynmap, Enderman, Game experience, ghast griefing, Long Term Projects, minecraft server, mini blocks, Mob Heads, player heads, Plugins, Regenerate, Seed, Semi Vanilla, Server Information, Spawn

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Domain Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
World Generation	1.20 (updated to 1.21.4)
Features	– Anti-creeper, enderman, ghast griefing – Armour stands – Mini-blocks, mob heads, and player heads – Dynmap

Join Us On Discord

Server information can be found on our Discord server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the server type?

Domain Minecraft Server is a semi-vanilla server.

When was the world generated?

The world was originally generated in 1.20 and has been updated to 1.21.4.

Does the server have any special features?

Yes, the server uses plugins and data packs that include anti-griefing measures, armour stands, mini-blocks, mob heads, player heads, and Dynmap.

Where can I find more information about the server?

You can find more information and join the server on our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/cw9gJH498T.

Mystic Crafted Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Alt-Right, antisemitism, conspiracy theories, covid vaccines, crafted, current events, extremism, far right, internet culture, kikeslide, micro chips, Misinformation, mystic, online communities, online forums, online harassment, POL, polandanon, Political discussion, Realms, slide thread, trolling, webm

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Emeralds Found:	4208
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

Experience the thrill of dodging slide threads and kikeslide infestations in a virtual world like no other!

Unleash your inner polandanon and uncover the truth behind the micro chips in the covid vaccines in our wacky server events!

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and embrace the insanity!

Spy x Family Minecraft SMP

Blackbells, christmas dinner, comedic, Competition, Disappointment, Espionage, fake daughter, FAKE WIFE, family, family dynamics, Festive, holiday meal, holiday season, humor, largest turkey, Minecraft, perfect dinner, secret agent, Settling, smp, Spy, spy mission, spy x family, undercover

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Animals Bred:	12

🎄🍗 Need a break from the drama of your fake family? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only turkey you’ll be fighting over is the one you’re trying to cook for yourself! No more Blackbells stealing your dinner plans, just pure unadulterated fun and chaos. Who needs a fake wife and daughter when you can have a fake diamond sword and pet creeper instead? Join now and leave the holiday stress behind! 🎮💥 #TurkeyWars #MinecraftMadness

CraftyHacksMC

clever strategies, CraftyHacksMC, creative thinking, daily routines, efficiency, habits, innovative ideas, life hacks, organization, personal development, problem solving, productivity, self improvement, shortcuts, smart hacks, success mindset, time-saving, Tips, Tricks, unconventional methods, unique solutions

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Enchantments Applied:	266
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine for resources like a peasant? Well, on our server, we have a secret hack where all you have to do is say “abracadabra” and diamonds will rain from the sky! It’s like having your own personal diamond dispenser, but way more magical.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our pigs have wings and our chickens have a taste for brains, so get ready for the most epic showdown of your Minecraft life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a hidden portal that leads straight to a land made entirely of candy. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of gingerbread and lollipops, and never have to worry about running out of sweets again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

BelarusBlock Minecraft Server

Belarus, BelarusBlock, Citizens, Consular Assistance, crisis management., diplomatic relations, emergency alert, evacuation, foreign policy, international relations, Issues, Leave, Minecraft, Political unrest, Rising, safety risks, security concerns, Server, State Department, travel advisory, travel safety, Urgent Warning, US

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

lol u know what’s safer than belarus? our minecraft server! u won’t have to worry about no urgent warnings here, just build, mine, and have a blast! plus, we got unicorns roaming around that drop diamonds when u pet them. true story, bro. so leave belarus behind and join us for some epic minecraft fun!

AzerCraft: No Hypotheses!

#authorities, accident, air travel, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), Azerbaijan Airlines, AzerCraft, Caution, Condolences, crash, hypotheses, Incident, International, investigation, plane crash, response, russia, Safety, speculation, Tragedy, Warns

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

u know what u dont need to worry about no airplane crashes on our minecraft server cuz we dont even have airplanes. we got dragons tho. yep, u heard me right. u can ride a freakin dragon on this server. and not just any dragon, a rainbow sparkly dragon that farts glitter.

also, we got a secret underground city filled with talking llamas who will trade u diamonds for cookies. but be careful, they have a llama mafia that will break ur kneecaps if u try to cheat them.

oh, and did i mention we have a haunted forest where u can find a magical unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples? yep, it’s true.

so if u wanna join a server where u can ride dragons, trade with llamas, and find unicorn poop, then come join us. but be warned, once u join, u can never leave. mwahahaha.

Christmas MineColonies

#youtube, BUILD, Chat, christmas, Feedback, GIANT, Join, LIVESTREAMS, mine, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Modded, Positive, Resources, search, Server, Tree, tree building, Viewers

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchantments Applied:	225
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Votes:	3835	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

MineColonies Christmas Tree Server Overview

Server Name	MineColonies Christmas Tree Server
Server Address	christmas.phg.gg
Theme	Christmas Tree Building with Viewers
Stream Link	View the stream here

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is the purpose of the server?	To build a giant Christmas tree together with viewers.
How can I participate?	Join the server christmas.phg.gg and mine resources by typing !search in the chat of the stream.
Is feedback welcome?	Yes, feedback about the idea or the stream is appreciated. Let the organizers know what you think!

Zenless Zone Zero 1.20.4

1.20.4, A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, evelyn, FREEZZZASSEMBLE, Full 1.4 details, Hoshimi Miyabi, MIYABIRELEASE, newest trailer, OP pastebin, POPULARITY POLL, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFE, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFMHARUMASA, ZZZFriends, ZZZGFN24

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	723	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got a special program called “A Storm of Falling Stars” that will blow your mind! Plus, they got Agent Combat Intel, like Hoshimi Miyabi and Asaba Harumasa, who are total badasses.

And, get this, they have upcoming events like “Bangboo vs Ethereal” and “Windchaser Harumasa” that will have you on the edge of your seat. Oh, and did I mention the redeemable codes you can claim in-game or online? Yeah, you can get some sick rewards with those.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let the craziness begin! Just remember, reality is overrated anyway.

Under His Minecraft SMP Pull

Minecraft, PULL, smp

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	277	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never trust a guy named Steve who offers to share his bed with you. Trust us, we learned that lesson the hard way. But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join our server!

Looking for a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? We’ve got you covered. Want to participate in intense PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies? You’ve come to the right place. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that grants you the power to turn all your enemies into chickens.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. And if you ever hear the sound of a creeper hissing behind you, just remember to scream like a banshee and run for your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just make sure to steer clear of any guys named Steve with a suspicious glint in their eye.