RageCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you feeling a little salty? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up rage in a virtual world where you can blow things up without consequences! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner Hulk and smash, build, and dominate to your heart’s content.

We have a special feature on our server called the “Anger Management Arena” where players can duke it out in epic PvP battles to release their frustrations. Trust us, nothing feels better than taking down your opponent with a diamond sword after a long day of dealing with annoying villagers and creepers.

And if you’re still feeling a bit heated, we have a “Rage Quit Room” where you can vent your frustrations by smashing blocks and setting off TNT explosions. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let off some steam in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who needs anger management classes when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in? Let the madness begin!

GiftGateCraft

ACCUSATION, Argument, awkward, Boyfriend, Childhood, christmas, Communication, disagreement, friendship, gift, GiftGateCraft, Girlfriend, inappropriate, inseparable, makeup, Memento, PLATONIC, relationship, response, shopping, woodworking

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Items Found:	6620
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Gods Slained:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over wooden bowls! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and earring storage solutions.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over a small wooden bowl. Will you stand your ground like our brave player, or will you cave under the pressure of your friend’s demanding girlfriend?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground earring storage facility, or uncover the truth behind the mysterious origins of the wooden bowl.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested, drama is served hot, and the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a handmade gift from your childhood. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join now and see what kind of outrageous stories you’ll be a part of next!

Pre911Craft

historical events, life before 9/11, pre-9/11, pre-9/11 atmosphere, pre-9/11 changes, pre-9/11 comparisons, pre-9/11 culture, pre-9/11 experiences, pre-9/11 impact, pre-9/11 innocence, pre-9/11 lifestyle, pre-9/11 memories, pre-9/11 mindset, pre-9/11 nostalgia, pre-9/11 perspective, pre-9/11 reflections, pre-9/11 security., pre-9/11 society, pre-9/11 transformation, pre-9/11 world, Pre911Craft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Emeralds Found:	3763
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Farms Harvested:	711	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Remember the good ol’ days before 9/11 when the world was a simpler place? Well, our Minecraft server is like a time machine back to those carefree times! Join us for a blast from the past and experience a world where creepers were just misunderstood cuddly creatures and diamond armor was the height of fashion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Rumor has it that if you find him in-game, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for unlimited diamonds, he’s a bit touchy about that).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement). Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!

FluCraft Minecraft Server

animal to human transmission, avian influenza, bird flu, epidemiology, FluCraft, global health, health crisis, human receptors, Infectious Disease, infectious outbreak, Minecraft, mutation, mutation risk, outbreak, pandemic, public health, respiratory illness, Server, viral infection, virology, virus mutation, warning signs, zoonotic disease

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Emeralds Found:	5126
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Animals Bred:	62
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants? Well, look no further, cuz our server is the bomb diggity! We got pigs that can fly, cows that do the cha-cha, and zombies that breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether. We’ve got secret treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the End, where you can battle the Ender Dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

But beware, my friend, for danger lurks around every corner. You never know when a sneaky skeleton might shoot you in the back, or a devious witch might cast a spell on you. And don’t even get me started on those pesky creepers who love nothing more than blowing up your hard-earned creations.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to watch out for that bird flu…wait, what? Oh nevermind, just come join the fun!

EagleS Tanker Trouble – Estlink 2 Mischief

Baltic Sea, criminal activity, Damage, Eagle S tanker, Eagles, electricity transmission, energy supply, environmental impact, Estlink, Estlink 2 power cable, finland, Finnish Police, infrastructure damage, investigation, law enforcement, legal proceedings, maritime incident, maritime security, Mischief, sabotage, SUSPECT, Tanker, Trouble, underwater cables, vessel inspection

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BAM! You get a message from the Finnish Police saying there’s, like, this crazy Eagle S tanker causing chaos and messing up power cables! And guess what? It’s all goin’ down on our server!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you’ll be dodging tankers and fixing power cables while trying to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the day from the evil tanker! See you there, adventurer!

Domain.

anti-creeper., Armour stands+, Chunks, Community, data packs, Discord, Domain, Dynmap, Enderman, Game experience, ghast griefing, Long Term Projects, minecraft server, mini blocks, Mob Heads, player heads, Plugins, Regenerate, Seed, Semi Vanilla, Server Information, Spawn

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ores Mined:	794	Dimension Hops:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magic Items Found:	3201
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Domain Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
World Generation	1.20 (updated to 1.21.4)
Features	– Anti-creeper, enderman, ghast griefing – Armour stands – Mini-blocks, mob heads, and player heads – Dynmap

Join Us On Discord

Server information can be found on our Discord server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the server type?

Domain Minecraft Server is a semi-vanilla server.

When was the world generated?

The world was originally generated in 1.20 and has been updated to 1.21.4.

Does the server have any special features?

Yes, the server uses plugins and data packs that include anti-griefing measures, armour stands, mini-blocks, mob heads, player heads, and Dynmap.

Where can I find more information about the server?

You can find more information and join the server on our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/cw9gJH498T.

Mystic Crafted Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Alt-Right, antisemitism, conspiracy theories, covid vaccines, crafted, current events, extremism, far right, internet culture, kikeslide, micro chips, Misinformation, mystic, online communities, online forums, online harassment, POL, polandanon, Political discussion, Realms, slide thread, trolling, webm

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

Experience the thrill of dodging slide threads and kikeslide infestations in a virtual world like no other!

Unleash your inner polandanon and uncover the truth behind the micro chips in the covid vaccines in our wacky server events!

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and embrace the insanity!

Spy x Family Minecraft SMP

Blackbells, christmas dinner, comedic, Competition, Disappointment, Espionage, fake daughter, FAKE WIFE, family, family dynamics, Festive, holiday meal, holiday season, humor, largest turkey, Minecraft, perfect dinner, secret agent, Settling, smp, Spy, spy mission, spy x family, undercover

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80

🎄🍗 Need a break from the drama of your fake family? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only turkey you’ll be fighting over is the one you’re trying to cook for yourself! No more Blackbells stealing your dinner plans, just pure unadulterated fun and chaos. Who needs a fake wife and daughter when you can have a fake diamond sword and pet creeper instead? Join now and leave the holiday stress behind! 🎮💥 #TurkeyWars #MinecraftMadness

CraftyHacksMC

clever strategies, CraftyHacksMC, creative thinking, daily routines, efficiency, habits, innovative ideas, life hacks, organization, personal development, problem solving, productivity, self improvement, shortcuts, smart hacks, success mindset, time-saving, Tips, Tricks, unconventional methods, unique solutions

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Votes:	1846	Potions Brewed:	121

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine for resources like a peasant? Well, on our server, we have a secret hack where all you have to do is say “abracadabra” and diamonds will rain from the sky! It’s like having your own personal diamond dispenser, but way more magical.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our pigs have wings and our chickens have a taste for brains, so get ready for the most epic showdown of your Minecraft life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a hidden portal that leads straight to a land made entirely of candy. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of gingerbread and lollipops, and never have to worry about running out of sweets again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

BelarusBlock Minecraft Server

Belarus, BelarusBlock, Citizens, Consular Assistance, crisis management., diplomatic relations, emergency alert, evacuation, foreign policy, international relations, Issues, Leave, Minecraft, Political unrest, Rising, safety risks, security concerns, Server, State Department, travel advisory, travel safety, Urgent Warning, US

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ores Mined:	2434

lol u know what’s safer than belarus? our minecraft server! u won’t have to worry about no urgent warnings here, just build, mine, and have a blast! plus, we got unicorns roaming around that drop diamonds when u pet them. true story, bro. so leave belarus behind and join us for some epic minecraft fun!

AzerCraft: No Hypotheses!

#authorities, accident, air travel, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), Azerbaijan Airlines, AzerCraft, Caution, Condolences, crash, hypotheses, Incident, International, investigation, plane crash, response, russia, Safety, speculation, Tragedy, Warns

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	242
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

u know what u dont need to worry about no airplane crashes on our minecraft server cuz we dont even have airplanes. we got dragons tho. yep, u heard me right. u can ride a freakin dragon on this server. and not just any dragon, a rainbow sparkly dragon that farts glitter.

also, we got a secret underground city filled with talking llamas who will trade u diamonds for cookies. but be careful, they have a llama mafia that will break ur kneecaps if u try to cheat them.

oh, and did i mention we have a haunted forest where u can find a magical unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples? yep, it’s true.

so if u wanna join a server where u can ride dragons, trade with llamas, and find unicorn poop, then come join us. but be warned, once u join, u can never leave. mwahahaha.

Christmas MineColonies

#youtube, BUILD, Chat, christmas, Feedback, GIANT, Join, LIVESTREAMS, mine, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Modded, Positive, Resources, search, Server, Tree, tree building, Viewers

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

MineColonies Christmas Tree Server Overview

Server Name	MineColonies Christmas Tree Server
Server Address	christmas.phg.gg
Theme	Christmas Tree Building with Viewers
Stream Link	View the stream here

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is the purpose of the server?	To build a giant Christmas tree together with viewers.
How can I participate?	Join the server christmas.phg.gg and mine resources by typing !search in the chat of the stream.
Is feedback welcome?	Yes, feedback about the idea or the stream is appreciated. Let the organizers know what you think!

Zenless Zone Zero 1.20.4

1.20.4, A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, evelyn, FREEZZZASSEMBLE, Full 1.4 details, Hoshimi Miyabi, MIYABIRELEASE, newest trailer, OP pastebin, POPULARITY POLL, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFE, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFMHARUMASA, ZZZFriends, ZZZGFN24

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got a special program called “A Storm of Falling Stars” that will blow your mind! Plus, they got Agent Combat Intel, like Hoshimi Miyabi and Asaba Harumasa, who are total badasses.

And, get this, they have upcoming events like “Bangboo vs Ethereal” and “Windchaser Harumasa” that will have you on the edge of your seat. Oh, and did I mention the redeemable codes you can claim in-game or online? Yeah, you can get some sick rewards with those.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let the craziness begin! Just remember, reality is overrated anyway.

Under His Minecraft SMP Pull

Minecraft, PULL, smp

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Magic Items Found:	1572
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never trust a guy named Steve who offers to share his bed with you. Trust us, we learned that lesson the hard way. But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join our server!

Looking for a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? We’ve got you covered. Want to participate in intense PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies? You’ve come to the right place. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that grants you the power to turn all your enemies into chickens.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. And if you ever hear the sound of a creeper hissing behind you, just remember to scream like a banshee and run for your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just make sure to steer clear of any guys named Steve with a suspicious glint in their eye.

FlexCraft: Not What U Think

body flexibility, body movement, debunking myths, exercise misconceptions, fitness misconceptions, fitness myths, FlexCraft, flexibility, flexibility benefits, flexibility exercises, flexibility training, joint mobility, LIMITATIONS, misconceived notions, misconceptions, muscle flexibility, Myths, physical limitations, range of motion, reality check, stretching

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	97
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchantments Applied:	174
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crops Grown:	7553	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Are you tired of flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on the same old boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate flex zone! We have a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and show off their rare loot.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake!

Join our server now and show everyone what a real flex looks like. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet dragon and endless cake, am I right?

AzerCraft: No Russian Speculation

#authorities, accident, air travel, Analysis, Aviation, Azerbaijan Airlines, AzerCraft, Condolences, cooperation, crash, CREW, downplay, International, investigation, media coverage, Passengers, response, russia, Russian, Safety, speculation, Tragedy

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1186	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	112	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

lol imagine if russia was like a minecraft server trying to play down speculation over azerbaijan airlines crash. like, bro, come join our server and forget about all that drama in the real world. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so OP, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time. forget about politics, come build a giant toilet house with us instead. trust me, it’s way more fun.