Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Zombie Dances: 9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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