Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
Towns Built: 7 Magic Items Found: 2996
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 39
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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