Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 13
Love Letters Sent: 16 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Star Shards Collected: 278 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Zombie Dances: 10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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