Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 301 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 71
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY