/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, coping strategies, DATING, how old are you, Incels, khhvs, kissless handholdless virgins, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reddit, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, social isolation, societal pressure, stigma, support group, VIRGINITY

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Epic Quests Completed:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Technology Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Discord, discovery, exclusive, FANTASY, Immersive, Join, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Mysteries, PvP, Quests, Reality, Realm, Realmpvp, Secrets, Server, smp, Structures, Technology

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

Join now and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery go hand in hand! ✨🕹️

https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of Minecraft server is this?	This is an immersive journey server with untold mysteries waiting to be explored.
How many realms are there to join?	There are 3 realms available for players to join.
Can I craft structures in the realms?	Yes, players can craft majestic structures that reflect their unique vision.
Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?	Yes, you can join the Discord community here.

Pixel Born Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Born, born with picrel, born with picrel guaranteed to be an incel, born with picrel incel, born with picrel joke, born with picrel meme, born with picrel tag, guaranteed incel, guaranteed incel joke, guaranteed incel meme, guaranteed to be an incel, incel community, incel culture, incel humor, incel no matter what, incel tag, Land, no matter what, picrel humor, picrel joke, picrel meme, picrel tag, PIXEL

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Crops Grown:	9167
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, if you were born with this pic, you’re basically guaranteed to be an incel for life, right? But guess what, on this Minecraft server, we turn incels into CHADs! Join us and watch as your social skills level up faster than a creeper explodes!

>can’t even talk to girls without sweating bullets>minecraft server makes you a ladies’ man

Forget sweating bullets when talking to girls, on this server, you’ll be spitting game like a pro! Our virtual world will turn you into a ladies’ man in no time.

>parents disappointed in your lack of success>minecraft server will make them proud

Tired of your parents being disappointed in your lack of success? Join our Minecraft server and watch as they beam with pride at your epic building skills and PvP prowess.

>friends make fun of your gaming skills>minecraft server will make you a legend

Who needs friends when you can become a legend on our Minecraft server? Say goodbye to the haters and hello to a community that will worship your every block placement.

Join now and become the Minecraft CHAD you were always meant to be!

CraftyBridesmaidDrama

affordability, bridal party, bridesmaid costs, Communication, CraftyBridesmaidDrama, destination bachelorette party, financial boundaries, financial strain, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Guilt, Honesty, makeup costs, MONEY, travel expenses, wedding attire, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding participation, wedding planning

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	1580	Ores Mined:	3263
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendship doesn’t come with a price tag! Unlike being a bridesmaid in real life, on our server, you can be as broke as a joke and still have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun without breaking the bank. No need to worry about destination bachelorette parties or expensive dresses here – just grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to friendship!

So come on, don’t be an “asshole” like in real life, join our server and let’s make memories that won’t cost you a dime!

TextureHaterCraft

eating habits, food aversions, food avoidance, food choices, food dislikes, food habits, food phobias, food preferences, food sensitivities, food texture, picky eater, sensory issues, taste preferences, texture aversion, TextureHaterCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Do you avoid certain foods because they feel like a slimy slug in your mouth? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that all virtual food will have the perfect texture! No more gagging over mushy bananas or squishy tomatoes, our pixelated cuisine will have you drooling for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a juicy masterpiece that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha. Legend has it that anyone who takes a bite of the Blocky Burger will gain superhuman building skills and the ability to mine diamonds with their bare hands. So join us now and feast like a king while building like a pro!

Sponsorship Reversed – The Minecraft Server

#endorsement, advertising, broadcasting, Commercial, Consumer, Deception, episode, false advertising, Listener, Manipulation, Marketing, Media, Message, Minecraft, opposite, Podcast, Promotion, reversed, Server, Show, sponsor, sponsored content, Sponsorship, tagline

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Farms Harvested:	366
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	256
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

So, like, this minecraft server is brought to you by NOT joining any other server, ya feel me? like, you don’t wanna be basic and join those other servers, you wanna join OURS. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword with UNLIMITED POWER. yeah, you heard me right, UNLIMITED POWER. they were like, “woah, this server is lit fam, i’m never leaving!” and they lived happily ever after, slaying creepers and building epic castles.

but wait, there’s more. on our server, every block you break turns into a block of GOLD. yeah, you read that right, GOLD. so you’ll be rolling in riches in no time, building your own golden empire and flexing on all the other players.

oh, and did i mention that every time you defeat a zombie, it drops a stack of DIAMONDS? yeah, it’s like a bling bling party up in here. so come join our server, where the loot is insane, the adventures are wild, and the fun never stops. you won’t regret it, trust me.

MasterRealm

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Loot, MasterRealm, Minigames, mobs, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, semi anarchy, server discord, server ip, Survival, survival server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Master Realm Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Anarchy World with Vanilla++
Challenge Elitemobs
Slimefun Crafting
Cross-Platform Support
Vanilla World Border

FAQ

Q: What are the rules on Master Realm?

A: The rules are simple – No XRAY, No Hacks. Play fair and enjoy the challenge!

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play on the server?

A: Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome to join the chaos on Master Realm.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP: 194.153.216.145:25573 to connect and claim your spot!

Q: Is there a Discord server for Master Realm?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/GqdNzxg77W

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7312	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Items Found:	4752	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7156	Void Armor Forged:	19

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Endless Night Skies:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magic Items Found:	2311	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9166
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	40
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2086	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Crops Grown:	2938	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!