Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY