Quietest Board Minecraft SMP Shill

Board, dump the price, Escape, Internets, lmao, lol, Minecraft, Quietest, quietest board, Shill, shilling, sidelined, smp

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from your fellow players, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Towns Built:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2214	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	1630
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Farms Harvested:	426
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Animals Bred:	179
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	512	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	9

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Void Gems Collected:	40
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Farms Harvested:	984
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dimension Hops:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	79
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dimension Hops:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Secret Passages Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!