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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 5486 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Votes: | 6281 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
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