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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6838 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 15 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.