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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 8275 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 6461 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.