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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 460 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 8837 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.