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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 7307 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 3277 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 1361 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.