Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

command line, computer science, doesnt, linux, Minecraft, open source, operating system, programming, Quick, reminder, smp, software, Technology, Terminal, Unix, Unix basics, Unix commands, Unix fundamentals, Unix history, Unix philosophy, UNIX system, Unix tutorials, Unix vs Linux, Unix-based, Unix-like

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Potions Brewed:	160	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Ores Mined:	4406	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3129	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3912	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	203658	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4673	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Star Shards Collected:	109
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	7367	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Zombie Dances:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!