Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecraft SMP: / Stable Diffusion General /

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Welcome to our Cats in Space edition Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then look no further. Our server is out of this world, quite literally. We have cats floating around in space, mining for diamonds and building epic space stations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of alien llamas who trade rare items for space cheese. Yes, you heard that right, space cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking potatoes.

Join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are non-stop. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane adventure. See you in space, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Lost Trump’s Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further, because our server is more cooked than a Thanksgiving turkey! With a sample data that’s more skewed than a funhouse mirror, you’ll never know what to expect next. Join us for R+1 samples in PA, R+3 samples in NC and WI, R+4 samples in AZ, R+5 samples in GA, and even D+0.6 samples in MI and D+1.5 samples in NV. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more political drama than a reality TV show. So come on, join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	536332	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Zesty Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to spice things up! Literally. We have a secret potion that will make your character zestier than a lemon on a hot summer day. Imagine running around the server leaving a trail of citrusy goodness in your wake. Creepers won’t know what hit them!

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered friends that will do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted the power to lay eggs yourself. Who wouldn’t want to be a part-time chicken?

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the Pigman Mafia reigns supreme. They may look cute and cuddly, but don’t be fooled – these pigs mean business. If you can earn their trust, you may just find yourself with a powerful ally in your quest for dominance.

So come join us on our zesty, chicken-filled, pig-tastic adventure. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our wacky world? Just remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade…or throw them at your enemies.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “GIFTS BOSSES QUESTS EVENTS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Band Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where the pigs danced, the chickens sang, and the creepers told jokes. It was a magical place where you could build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic bosses with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can join in on the craziest events, like the No Music? Yes Summer! extravaganza where you can party with Roselia and rock out to some sick tunes. And don’t even get me started on the Marine Blue of the Azure Rose Gacha, where you can win a 5-star Lisa and ride off into the sunset on a unicorn made of rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness awaits you in this virtual wonderland. Join now and become a part of the most outrageous community in the Minecraft universe!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dump More You Piece of Shit Dump to 50K Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft SMPs! We encourage players to dump as much as they can, with a goal of reaching 50k dumps! Why, you ask? Because the more you dump, the more chaotic and hilarious the server becomes!

Join us for epic dump battles, where players compete to see who can dump the most ridiculous things in the most outrageous locations. From giant piles of dirt to entire villages made out of TNT, the possibilities are endless! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for mischief and mayhem?

So come on, join us and let your inner prankster run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the more you dump, the more fun you’ll have!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Toys Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the guilt of buying “adult toys” and fear of your family finding out about your sex drive! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures and mine for diamonds while avoiding the judgmental eyes of your family. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and leave your guilt at the door – because on this server, anything goes! So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to freedom!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

What the FUCK Minecraft SMP was her problem???

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt huts and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on the backs of creepers. You try to run away, but then you stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to the beat of a skeleton DJ. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you find yourself in a heated battle with a giant chicken that’s armed with a diamond sword!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt-Kicking Llama Army, a group of fearless llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Join them in epic llama battles against rival factions and watch as they spit in the faces of their enemies (literally)!

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our insane SMP and prepare for a wild ride. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the derp be with you!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Miku’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing pandas, exploding chickens, and secret underground disco parties with skeletons!

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a giant rollercoaster that takes you straight to the moon! And don’t worry about pesky creepers blowing up your creations, we have a team of ninja villagers ready to protect your builds at all costs.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret dance-off competition every Saturday night where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples! So come join us at the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where anything is possible and the fun never stops!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minecraft SMP: Natsume Yuujinchou Shichi’s Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where you’ll need to team up with your fellow players to take them down before they destroy everything in sight. And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them – talk about a jackpot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the lava traps and zombie hordes that guard it, they’re not too keen on sharing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Ep 5 out, but the fun is just getting started.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

God’s Secret Message Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take 2 Timothy 2:15 to a whole new level! Join us as we unlock the hidden meaning of God’s message through building and crafting in the virtual world.

Imagine a world where every block you place is a reflection of God’s divine plan. Build your own temple, divide the land with righteousness, and show off your creations to the Almighty himself!

We’ve got insane stories of players who have built entire cities dedicated to the study of God’s word. From giant statues of biblical figures to intricate mazes that test your knowledge of scripture, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and show God that you are a true workman of Minecraft, approved unto Him in all your blocky glory. Let’s dive into the world of Godly creations and have a blast like never before!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

1) Your Cunt Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is located in the mystical land of Cuntopia, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players have to battle it out using only their favorite Pokemon as weapons. Can you imagine the chaos of a Charizard vs Blastoise showdown in the middle of a diamond mine? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your diamonds when you least expect it.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

StoryMine TOP survival server Minecraft

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What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cooking Mama Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing cooking is your character in a lava pit? Well, look no further because on our server, the women are not only experts at cooking basic dishes, but they can also whip up a mean Minecraft cake with just a few clicks of their mouse! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you’ll learn how to craft the most delicious virtual meals while dodging creepers and zombies at the same time. Who needs a cookbook when you have a diamond sword and a hunger bar to fill? Join now and let the cooking (and crafting) begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Retro Minecraft SMP Tubers

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can discuss Vtubers who love retro games while diving into the world of Divegrass? Look no further! Our server is dedicated to all things Vtuber and retro gaming, with links to Retro Chuubas, the Divegrass Team, and even the Lumi ARG for some extra mystery and excitement!

Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community like no other. Build, mine, and explore with fellow Vtuber fans who share your love for all things retro. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets along the way! Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun – join our Minecraft SMP today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!