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/Web Fishing Lewd General Minecraft SMP #0001/

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t cater to your erp (erotic roleplay) needs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your steamy Minecraft fantasies!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous lobby codes and horny posts that will make your blocky world sizzle with excitement. Whether you’re looking for a pixelated romance or just some good old-fashioned fun, our server has got you covered.

So why wait? Join us now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of imagination, because things are about to get spicy in our Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Convicted.GG

Cross-Play, Prison, PvP

Convicted is a new custom prisons server that offers a truly unique modern prisons experience!

JOIN ON PC, BEDROCK, MOBILE & CONSOLES

Enjoy the traditional A-Z prison mines ranking system as well as our automining feature to make sure you’re never missing out on rewards!

We are also offering rewards for the top gangs on the server, play to win!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Caesar’s Crafty Minecraft Server

Aryan Sky God, caesars, Christianity, Crafty, Cult, Diespater, Divine Julius, Flamen Dialis, High Priest, I-Zeus, Iesus, Iupiter-Zeus, Jews, Julius Caesar, Minecraft, origins of Christianity., proto-Bolshavism, Religion, Server, son of Jupiter

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as Julius Caesar claiming to be the son of Jupiter!

Join us and become a part of the Divine Julius cult, where we worship Iesus, the Roman equivalent of Zeus. But wait, there’s more! We’ve got crazy theories about the origins of Christianity that will blow your mind. Did the Jews just steal the cult of Julius Caesar and turn it into Christianity? Who knows, but it sure makes for a good story!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as Julius Caesar’s claims of divinity, then come join us. Just be prepared for some mind-bending theories and a whole lot of fun!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Cool Minecraft SMP: Io Was Rossy Molesting Kids

child abuse, controversy, Cool, criminal behavior, damaging, disgraceful, disgraceful behavior, Disturbing, HARMFUL, illegal, inappropriate conduct, io, Kids, Minecraft, molesting, reprehensible, Rossy, scandal, Shocking.., smp, UNACCEPTABLE, unethical behavior

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a player named Io who is totally cool with Rossy molesting kids. Yeah, you heard that right! It’s like a soap opera meets a horror movie meets a comedy show on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And every full moon, a magical unicorn appears to grant wishes to players who can find it.

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for Rossy and his questionable hobbies!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Heavy rain

Adventure, building, Claim server, claim system, collaboration, Community, Economy, economy server, Exploration, Fun, heavy rain, Home Protection, minecraft server, Missions, MONEY, multiplayer, player collaboration, PvE, PvP, Resources, Survival, survival server

Survival Server with Economy and Claim

Welcome to our survival server! Here you can survive and build together with other players. Earn money by selling resources and participating in missions.

With our claim system, you can protect your home so no one can destroy it or steal your things. Explore the world, collaborate with friends and have fun!

Join now and start your adventure!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Blue Velvet, Crafty, Dawn, Dawntrail General, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Friendless Loser Meet, GARO Final Episode, Halloween Theme CC., Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Movie, Residential Radius, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Trail, Twin Peaks, Ultima Thule

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Explore our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can find the most ridiculous treasures that will make you question your sanity. And don’t forget about our All Saints’ Wake celebration, where the ghosts and ghouls come out to play in the most hilarious ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups where you can hang out with fellow players and watch spooky movies like Evil Dead 2 and Legend of Sleepy Hollow. And if that’s not enough, we even have a Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring the final episode of GARO and a movie that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Michi’s Mom on Minecraft SMP

12-year-old, Buy, cat, cat lovers, cat toys, Children’s gifts, childrens toys, family shopping, funny, funny cat videos, humorous toys, kids’ recommendations, Michis, Minecraft, mom, parent advice, parenting tips, pet products, Recommendation, shopping for kids, smp, Thoughts on Michi, toy reviews, toy suggestions

Welcome to the most purrfect Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is home to the most hilarious and quirky cat named Michi, who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, your 12-year-old knows what’s up – Michi is the real star of the show here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves, a skydiving competition with Endermen as your partners, and a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot (because why not?).

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, Michi the cat with the funny face. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New MC

Active, BUILD, bulgarian, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Farm, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Interruptions, Join, multiplayer, Options, Play, player, restarts, Server, Shops, smp, Survival

This is a Bulgarian minecraft SMP server with many options for the player. Various shops are built, you can build any kind of farm (as long as it doesn’t crash the server), there are restarts and interruptions only when you really need to. Join our community now and let’s have fun together!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CTE2

Adventure, Craft To Exile 2, Cte2, Discord, FTB, Ip:, MCMMO, Minecraft, mod, multiple worlds, Non-profit, PvE, review, RPG, self-hosted, Server, Version, Whitelist

Self-hosted non-profit Craft To Exile 2 mod server is looking for players Version: 1.20.1 Modpack version: 0.6.2 Mod pack features: adventure, RPG, multiple worlds, etc. Module package size: about 300 pieces Adopt manual review whitelist system Via private messaging IP Detailed information will be posted in Discord

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Farms Harvested:	735

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Passport Bro Minecraft Server

Bro, Conspiracy, cultural appropriation, DATING, feminism, gender dynamics, hypergamy, intersectionality, Masculinity, mate guarding, Men, Minecraft, Misogyny, passport, passport bro movement, Privilege, Race, relationships, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Thai pussy, toxic masculinity, white dudes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the passport bro movement is taking over and kicking out all the white dudes! But don’t worry, because hypergamy has reached such crazy levels that men are now mate guarding Thai pussy like their lives depend on it. If you think you can handle the insanity and want to join a server where the only rule is to protect your precious Thai pussy at all costs, then this is the place for you! Who knows what other wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and see just how much worse it can actually get!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minecraft SMP: Is this gonna be on the murderts?

crime, Drama, Gonna, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Murder Case, murder drama, murder investigation, Murder Mystery, murder plot, murder scene, murder series, murder show, murder storyline, murder suspect, murder victim, murderts, Mystery, police procedural, smp, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs from the sky.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs have formed their own society and are plotting to overthrow the players.

And don’t worry about getting banned for griefing, because on our server, griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

So come join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NauticMC

Bedwars, Earth, Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Hispanic server with a wide variety of modalities and the best community in the world. Come in now and try playing without lag!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21.1Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

2nd season, Anime, Character development, Drama, Entertainment, fan favorite, Idol, IDOLMSTER, japanese, Minecraft, Music, Otaku, PALS, PIXEL, pop culture, Producer, relationships, Sequel, Server, shiny colors, Storyline, twin, video game, virtual idols

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is where the Producer’s twin ended up after getting lost in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a chance to uncover the mystery of the missing twin. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Better Than The OC Minecraft SMP

“2000s”, better than the OC, California, comparison, Drama, high school, iconic, Kirsten Cohen, Marissa Cooper, Minecraft, Newport Beach, Newport Harbor, Orange County, Popular, Ryan Atwood, Sandy Cohen, Seth Cohen, smp, Summer Roberts, Teen Drama, Television series, tv show, wealthy families

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the absolute bomb-diggity! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and villagers that tell the funniest jokes (seriously, they should go on tour).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, challenge a pack of creepers to a dance-off, and have a pet dragon named Steve? Trust us, this server is lit AF and you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans. Join now and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Potions Brewed:	37

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runes Activated:	4