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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5519 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7555 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
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