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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 3245 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 231 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
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