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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 3509 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
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