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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 1427 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 196 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.
So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?