Not Your Average Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your weirdest fetishes, talk about your kinkiest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Nigge Edition, we have special events where you can compete in fap-offs and see who can climax the fastest. The winner gets a special prize that will make your Minecraft experience even more… stimulating.

So why wait? Join /dft/ today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just make sure to have a tissue handy…

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream virtual home without any messy property disputes.

On our server, you can team up with fellow players to create epic structures and explore vast landscapes. But beware, there may be some players who try to pull a sneaky move like asking you to put all your diamonds into a shared chest while they keep theirs hidden away.

Don’t worry about credit scores here, everyone is equal in the world of Minecraft! And if someone tries to pull a fast one on you like suggesting you take out a virtual loan to cover their share of the virtual house, just block them and move on to building your own empire.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a shared house when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not shady partners trying to take advantage of you. Let’s block out the negativity and mine for some fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ConcertCrazeMC

Accommodation, artist, Concert, ConcertCrazeMC, cost, die-hard fan, exhausted, husband, IMPULSIVE, Leave, life to the fullest, MONEY, quality of work, red eye flight, significant cost, TICKETS, Transport, travel, unemployed, work

Looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world? Join our server and experience the thrill of living life to the fullest, just like my impulsive husband!

Imagine this: you’re on a 5-hour flight to a country near us to see your favorite artist perform live. But here’s the catch – you can’t get leave from work! So you have to leave on Saturday morning, come back on Monday morning, and go straight to work on a red eye flight. Talk about dedication!

But wait, there’s more! The total cost for this adventure is around 1300 USD, but don’t worry, your husband will cover it if you’re uncomfortable with the cost. Who needs financial stability when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime experience, right?

So, are you ready to join our server and embark on crazy adventures like this? Don’t be a party pooper, come join the fun and let’s make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server

#newborns, baby, coronavirus, Covid vaccine, Covid-19, health, hospitalization, immunization, infant health, maternal health, maternal vaccination, Minecraft, newborn care, pandemic, Pregnancy, Pregnancy health, prenatal care, Protection, public health, Safety, Server, vaccination, vaccine benefits, Vaxxed

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! your newborn baby is instantly protected from getting hospitalized just by you getting the covid vaccine during pregnancy. like, how crazy is that?! join now and save your baby from the hospital drama, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the stronger the vaccine protection gets. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate vaccine warrior in the minecraft world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Helios: The Yawn – Now with EXTRA Sunburn! No Square Sunscreens Needed! Join now for some SPF fun!

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Helios Minecraft Server

Favorite Plugins	Favorite Mods
McMMO Towny PyroFishing SiegeWar(s) Balanced Economy	MineColonies Serene Seasons Voice Chat Supplementaries

The Helios Minecraft server combines both mods and plugins to offer an enhanced gameplay experience. The server features a roleplay-based Age Progression system, where players can influence the course of the game’s development.

For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord here (Recommended 4GB RAM allocated) or use the Modpack here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by visiting our Discord and following the instructions provided.
What are the server’s main features?	The server features a mix of popular plugins and mods, a roleplay-based Age Progression system, and player engagement through building towns and nations.
Is there any IP address to connect to the server?	No, you can join the server through Discord without requiring an IP address.
What system requirements are recommended for the server?	We recommend allocating at least 4GB of RAM to ensure smooth gameplay.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
New Chunks Explored:	186033	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

China Posters Minecraft Server

Censorship, China, freedom of speech, government control, internet, Minecraft, online activism, online censorship, online communication, Online Community, online culture, online debate, online dialogue, online discussion, online expression, online forums, Politics, POSTERS, Propaganda, Server, social media

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the land is filled with mysterious China posters! Legend has it that a group of mischievous pandas snuck into the server and plastered them everywhere as a prank. But don’t worry, these posters hold secret clues to hidden treasures and epic loot. Join us and unravel the mystery of the China posters while embarking on wild adventures with your fellow players. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between bootlicking hogs and deranged cultists! We have a thriving community of piggies and crazed followers ready to duke it out in epic battles for supremacy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of keks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FoodieFiesta Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring and ordering food for your friends is considered a crime! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this player who tried to be a good host but ended up being accused of being “controlling” for ordering pizza.

On our server, you can expect unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of this story. Who knew that trying to feed your friends could lead to such a heated debate? But fear not, on our server, we embrace all kinds of crazy situations and turn them into unforgettable experiences.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything can happen, where ordering food can spark a controversy, then look no further! Join us now and be part of the madness. Who knows, you might even end up in a similar situation, ordering pizza for your virtual friends and starting a virtual food fight. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	31
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BoobCraft: Table Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about accusations of “putting yourself on display”!

Join us and experience a world where your only concern is finding diamonds, not dealing with jealous fiancées who can’t handle your epic gaming skills. Plus, with our virtual tables, you won’t have to worry about uncomfortable boob squishing incidents – unless, of course, you’re building a boob-shaped house, in which case, more power to you!

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will accuse you of being a show-off or a slut for simply playing the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ExesCraft: Love is a Creeper

Breakup, Closure, Communication, creeper, Emotional healing, ex-partner, ExesCraft, forgiveness, getting back with an ex, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, love, moving on, past relationships, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship advice, second chance, second time around, self reflection, starting over

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as getting back with your ex? Well, look no further because our server is like that crazy ex who keeps things interesting! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic PvP battles, and more drama than a soap opera. Who needs closure when you can have chaos? So come on, join us and let’s see if this relationship can work out better than your last one!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyNavalnyPrisonPotion

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lol come join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life!! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure!!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a bird!! plus, we have a secret society of ninja turtles who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat!!

oh, and did we mention that the server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can meet aliens and ride on space whales?? yea, it’s pretty wild.

so what are you waiting for?? join now and become a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Animals Bred:	178	Farms Harvested:	449
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SkyDragon Minecraft server

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**Welcome to our vulture server version 1.20.2!**

? **Vulture mode** is a cruel world where everyone is for himself. Fight enemies, protect your buildings and get resources by any means necessary!

? **Survival** – build your base, explore dangerous territories, fight mobs and other players. Only the strongest will be able to survive and become leaders!

⚔️ **PvP battles** – want to test your strength? Test your skills in exciting PvP battles where your survival will be at stake!

? **Clans and alliances** – team up with other players, create clans and build empires together or seize other people’s territories!

? **Version 1.20.2** – the newest features, blocks and mechanics are waiting for you on the server. Updates and new features are here!

Join us now and prove that you can survive and dominate the vulture world!

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Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	4704	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

"Seeking blockheads for bedrock server hold the sprinkles"

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Bedrock Only
Current Players	5
Features	Similar to Hermit Craft, Shopping District
Age Requirement	13 or older

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join our discord server and introduce yourself in the #self-introduction channel.
What if I am under 13 years old?	Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 13 or older to play on the server.
What is the server’s theme?	The server is similar to Hermit Craft with a focus on community and a shopping district.
Do I need any specific Minecraft version to join?	We are a bedrock only server, so you will need to play on the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Twitch Minecraft Server

Crafty, creative freedom, end it all, group, long tail tag, Minecraft, Reveal, Server, Startup, twitch, vtubing

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us and become part of our exclusive Twitch startup creative freedom VTubing group where you can unleash your wildest virtual fantasies.

Picture this: You log onto the server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and villagers break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so epic, it’s like the Matrix meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory on steroids.

So why wait? Join us now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more pixelated chickens.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	58
Mines Excavated:	3441	Ores Mined:	739
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

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CraftyLove Minecraft Server

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ConcertCrazeMC

Updated September 30, 2024

Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server

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Helios: The Yawn – Now with EXTRA Sunburn! No Square Sunscreens Needed! Join now for some SPF fun!

Helios Minecraft Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Updated September 30, 2024

Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP

Updated September 30, 2024

ExesCraft: Love is a Creeper

Updated September 30, 2024

CraftyNavalnyPrisonPotion

Updated September 30, 2024

SkyDragon Minecraft server

Updated September 30, 2024

"Seeking blockheads for bedrock server hold the sprinkles"

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	4